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BrilloPad replied

23 May 2008, 14:29
Originally posted by miffy View Post

Clean the dishes without touching them!

Then it does count! Marina was right!
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miffy replied

23 May 2008, 14:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What sort of contest was it?

Clean the dishes without touching them!
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BrilloPad replied

23 May 2008, 14:25
Originally posted by miffy View Post

I've pissed in the sink a few times.

Does that count?

Was it in a contest? What sort of contest was it?
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miffy replied

23 May 2008, 14:24
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Own up - who was it?

I've pissed in the sink a few times.

Does that count?
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BrilloPad replied

23 May 2008, 14:14
Originally posted by Marina View Post

I've heard some of you guys have pissing contests,

Own up - who was it?
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oracleslave replied

23 May 2008, 13:38
Originally posted by Marina View Post

I've heard some of you guys have pissing contests, but that is ridiculous!
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moorfield replied

23 May 2008, 13:35
Originally posted by Marina View Post

I've heard some of you guys have pissing contests, but that is ridiculous!

Only in public schools, with buscuits.
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Marina replied

23 May 2008, 13:08
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

2. Having to write tossing objectives

I've heard some of you guys have pissing contests, but that is ridiculous!
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miffy replied

23 May 2008, 12:58
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

the trick is to not buy ill-fitting shoes.

Because he got them from the internet he couldn't try them on.

Never occurred to him he could send them back. But now they've been worn (and pissed on) it's too late I suppose.
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DS23 replied

23 May 2008, 12:33
the trick is to not buy ill-fitting shoes.
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moorfield replied

23 May 2008, 12:32
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

2. Having to write tossing objectives
3. Been told I have to go on a Team Building day.

Well that's permiedom Wilmslow. You were warned were you not?
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BrilloPad replied

23 May 2008, 12:32
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

1. Ill fitting shoes
2. Having to write tossing objectives
3. Been told I have to go on a Team Building day.

Oh, joy…..

Anyone got a gun??

It could be worse - you could be a permie...
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Rymez2K replied

23 May 2008, 12:15
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

1. Ill fitting shoes
2. Having to write tossing objectives
3. Been told I have to go on a Team Building day.

Oh, joy…..

Anyone got a gun??
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BrilloPad replied

23 May 2008, 12:05
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

1. Ill fitting shoes

Did they shrink when they were peed on?
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Advocate replied

23 May 2008, 12:05
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Anyone got a gun??

Buy a car...
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