Reply to: Am I evil ?

[DS23]

yeah then watch them pick up skin cancer.





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[Chugnut]

Hand deliver the letter to them, all smiles.

That night, nip over the fence and release moles.

[Ruprect]

Pah, You could send it to them anonymously and then nip over their fence in the middle of the night to write "WE KNOW" in weedkiller on their lawn.

or just draw a massive phallus in fertilzer on his lawn. guaranteed to grow bigger and bushier than the surrounding grass.

(or be nice instead)

[oracleslave]

Pah, You could send it to them anonymously and then nip over their fence in the middle of the night to write "WE KNOW" in weedkiller on their lawn.

Pure evil. But good suggestion!

[Pinto]

its unopened, but if its a bill for fking brooms ,I bet its about £1 million

[EternalOptimist]

how much is it for?

its unopened, but if its a bill for fking brooms ,I bet its about £1 million

[Rantor]

Blooming heck, you are all such nice people.
It would have brought a tear to my eye except I'd get a thick ear and a beasting from you know who

and I'm not even 7

Pah, You could send it to them anonymously and then nip over their fence in the middle of the night to write "WE KNOW" in weedkiller on their lawn.

[DS23]

how much is it for?

[Pinto]

Why not do what the Royal Mail suggests:

From their website:
If the mail with a different address has been mistakenly put through your letterbox, we have clearly misdelivered the item and apologise. Please mark the item as ‘Misdelivered' and where it was misdelivered to and re-post. No further postage/payment is needed for misdelivered items.
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Because the letter has been opened, best not to tell them the misdelivered to address.

[scooterscot]

Jeepers

Belle & Sebastian

[oracleslave]

If I could do just one near perfect thing I'd be happy...

what am I listening too

No idea, unless I ask Mr Google

[scooterscot]

If I could do just one near perfect thing I'd be happy...

what am I listening too

[KentPhilip]

On the other hand, you could say "if you're short of a few bob, I can help you out by throwing a bit of gardening work your way"?

That's the best idea. Kill two birds with one stone and get them to do the work.

I bet they'd do it for free they're obviously so loony.

[Marina]

Living in a block of flats, If I accidently open someone else's letter I always bin it. After all, I think it's illegal to deliberately open a letter addressed to someone else, and suppose some malicious addressee accused you of opening it deliberately? Just burn it.

[EternalOptimist]

Blooming heck, you are all such nice people.
It would have brought a tear to my eye except I'd get a thick ear and a beasting from you know who

and I'm not even 7