Reply to: Bad news for smokers...

[lambrini_socialist]

Not necessarily, no. I'm only saying you can't make one from dog truds

Although I think you could make one from cow dung...

it's called wattle and daub, trivia fans, part of our shared anglo-saxon heritage that's under threat from all them asylums and that.

[Churchill]

Not necessarily, no. I'm only saying you can't make one from dog truds

Although I think you could make one from cow dung...

What if the dog turds had gone white and crunchy?

[TimberWolf]

are you telling me that its possible to build a HUT out of camel turds

Kurdish engineers have just gone up several notches in my esteem

Not necessarily, no. I'm only saying you can't make one from dog truds

Although I think you could make one from cow dung...

[EternalOptimist]

Also, you probably can't make a fire and build a hut out of dog truds.

are you telling me that its possible to build a HUT out of camel turds

Kurdish engineers have just gone up several notches in my esteem

[Moose423956]

Also, you probably can't make a fire and build a hut out of dog turds.

And there isn't a brand of cigarette called "Dog".

Did you see what I did there? Took it full circle back to cigarettes. Oh how satisfying is that!

[TimberWolf]

camel turds, that's right, apparently British dog turds aren't deemed "culturally sensitive" by the PC brigade and their friends in the jewish-run leftie media. IT'S ALL TRUE!!! THEM MUSLIMS BANNED MY KIDDIES CHRISTMAS AS WELL!!!!!

Also, you probably can't make a fire and build a hut out of dog truds.

[lambrini_socialist]

now you are being silly.
Everyone knows its camels turds for the Kurds

camel turds, that's right, apparently British dog turds aren't deemed "culturally sensitive" by the PC brigade and their friends in the jewish-run leftie media. IT'S ALL TRUE!!! THEM MUSLIMS BANNED MY KIDDIES CHRISTMAS AS WELL!!!!!

[EternalOptimist]

those NuLabour clowns want to ban everything don't they? only the other day i was harmlessly stuffing dog mess through my Kurdish neighbour's letter box, and now apparently i'm the criminal? really, you just couldn't make it up! IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

now you are being silly.
Everyone knows its camels turds for the Kurds

[lambrini_socialist]

substitute 'with a fag in their hand'

smelling of wee
drinking cans of stella
talking to themselves
fiddling with their kn0b
picking their nose
etc


lets ban em all eh ?

those NuLabour clowns want to ban everything don't they? only the other day i was harmlessly stuffing dog mess through my Kurdish neighbour's letter box, and now apparently i'm the criminal? really, you just couldn't make it up! IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[DiscoStu]

Here's a helpful way of thinking when quitting smoking.

You're not giving up smoking, you're reducing New Liebour's tax thievery by over £1K a year (assuming 20 a day).

[Churchill]

Even as a smoker, I'm not going to argue against that! Disgusting habit.

Smoking's cool! It get's you laid!

Churchill - In "BA Tobacco" mode!

[Platypus]

smoker. [the rest of the sentence was redundant]

Even as a smoker, I'm not going to argue against that! Disgusting habit.

[TimberWolf]

There's nothing pleasant about being a smoker and sitting outside next to someone moaning about the fag in your hand.

smoker. [the rest of the sentence was redundant]

[Platypus]

There's nothing pleasant about being a non-smoker and sitting outside next to someone with a fag in their hand.

There's nothing pleasant about being a smoker and sitting outside next to someone moaning about the fag in your hand.

[EternalOptimist]

There's nothing pleasant about sitting outside next to someone with a fag in their hand.

substitute 'with a fag in their hand'

smelling of wee
drinking cans of stella
talking to themselves
fiddling with their kn0b
picking their nose
etc


lets ban em all eh ?