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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I admit it - I read the sun in the park at lunchtime. But it was left on a bench - and it was only for research purposes.

    I need a good defence lawyer - SG after you effort defending Churchill I dont think I will be hiring you....
    He made a better job of it than my divorce solicitor...

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Scum?

    IGMC
    I admit it - I read the sun in the park at lunchtime. But it was left on a bench - and it was only for research purposes.

    I need a good defence lawyer - SG after you effort defending Churchill I dont think I will be hiring you....

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    If I cry tears of laughter - what does that make me?
    Scum?

    IGMC

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    That will do nicely - oracleslave, please provide a pot-noodle forthwith and I shall consider the matter closed.
    Humbly yours

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    If I cry tears of laughter - what does that make me?
    Don't make me tell you!

    Bogey'll be off on one again!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Harsh...

    (Oh ****!!! Here we go again......)


    If I cry tears of laughter - what does that make me?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    How about a pot-noodle?
    That will do nicely - oracleslave, please provide a pot-noodle forthwith and I shall consider the matter closed.

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I demand satisfaction.
    Can't help you there mate. You are barking up the wrong tree so to speak

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Sir, you cur.

    I have never been involved in hooliganism of any sort, nor do I condone such behavior.

    I demand satisfaction.
    How about a pot-noodle?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    1) Bogeyman fancies himself as the people police and missed his true calling as a reservist or something

    2) Bluebird's back.

    3) Dodgy's political manifesto is...errr well dodgy really

    4) Moscow is really a football hooligan

    5) Some people still actually follow the Eurovision contest
    Sir, you cur.

    I have never been involved in hooliganism of any sort, nor do I condone such behavior.

    I demand satisfaction.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If 2 was not true then 1 and 4 could have been avoided.
    Harsh...

    (Oh ****!!! Here we go again......)

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    1) Bogeyman fancies himself as the people police and missed his true calling as a reservist or something

    2) Bluebird's back.

    3) Dodgy's political manifesto is...errr well dodgy really

    4) Moscow is really a football hooligan

    5) Some people still actually follow the Eurovision contest
    If 2 was not true then 1 and 4 could have been avoided.

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  • oracleslave
    started a topic What I learned on CUK today.

    What I learned on CUK today.

    1) Bogeyman fancies himself as the people police and missed his true calling as a reservist or something

    2) Bluebird's back.

    3) Dodgy's political manifesto is...errr well dodgy really

    4) Moscow is really a football hooligan

    5) Some people still actually follow the Eurovision contest
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