Darn the wine

[OwlHoot]

But Muslims aren't supposed to drink alcohol. Remember?

If a muslim girl swigs alcohol, it's a fair bet they're up for a bit of the other as well - in for a penny, in for a pound and all that. And wearing a veil too, I wonder where those long black dresses unzip.

All of a sudden I feel a bit peckish. A pot noodle would be just the thing - a bombay bad boy, with a tin of smoked oysters mixed in.

[wobbegong]

Why does wine make me feel so horny

But Muslims aren't supposed to drink alcohol. Remember?

[Tensai]

Why does wine make me feel so horny

Just wine, or booze generally?

[Ruprect]

I have some wine and a big nose...

[Cliphead]

Drinking wine always gets me in the mood for a Pot Noodle for some reason...

[SandyDown]

I don't have a wine cellar, but Oddbods is just round the corner if you're ever round Kensington and fancy dropping in.

Do you offer a free .Not C# lessons with the wine too but lets not go too sharp on the C#

[OwlHoot]

I dont know, but I have an extensive cellar should you care to call.

I don't have a wine cellar, but Oddbods is just round the corner if you're ever round Kensington and fancy dropping in.

[SandyDown]

I like very much

errrr, did I sound too easy?

May be I should play hard to get??


Naaaah, pass the wine

[SandyDown]

I dont know, but I have an extensive cellar should you care to call.

I like very much

[The Lone Gunman]

Why does wine make me feel so horny

I dont know, but I have an extensive cellar should you care to call.

[SandyDown]

Why does wine make me feel so horny