Reply to: Man claims benefits for 36 children

[HairyArsedBloke]

sodomy

It was the making of me.

[EternalOptimist]

There's swings & roundabouts, swings and roundabouts...

Excellent point scaley
wise
factually accurate
socially acceptable
politically correct even

but WTF are you on about?

[Ruprect]

not bad , £80k for 5 months prison

sodomy

[Andy2]

So he gets away with nearly £80k but only gets 13 months. With early release he'll probaby be out in 5.

not bad , £80k for 5 months prison

[BoredBloke]

So he gets away with nearly £80k but only gets 13 months. With early release he'll probaby be out in 5.

[threaded]

They should have a check in the tax credit database
if number of children > 6
raise alarm

Oh the niavity of the young.

If they did that the whole benefits budget would be swallowed by investigations. I kid you not.

They only way an alarm like you describe is triggered is when the central register database field overflows. Normally, they just reset it to zero.

I suggest that this guy was caught because he was flaunting it.

Sheet, they're regularly catching OAPs claiming their long dead parents state pension. So you'd think they should have a check in the database
if age > number in guiness book of records
raise alarm

When they do checks by having a warm body stood at the Post Office checking people collecting pensions they actually save 5 times more than the cost of that persons wages for the month! And that is just by disuading people to collect, not actually catching anyone.

IIRC there are 4 times as many pensions paid out as real pensioners who claim the state pension...

[EternalOptimist]

I tend to just use a finger and then flick it at the nearest person with their back to me.

People expose their back to you
fools

[oracleslave]

(you got anything for getting snot off the screen)

I tend to just use a finger and then flick it at the nearest person with their back to me.

[EternalOptimist]

I think he might experience a new kind of wear and tear over the next 13 months

lol
should actually be sol - snorted out loud

(you got anything for getting snot off the screen)

[oracleslave]

Nah. They can give the same NI number out to 2 people.

That happened to my missus

[SueEllen]

It's probably the same lag who hijacked my NI number a couple of years ago.

Nah. They can give the same NI number out to 2 people.

[oracleslave]

[quote=EternalOptimist;538874]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7401317.stm



Fraser induced HM Revenue to make payments totalling £79,718. He was jailed for 13 months at Aberdeen Sheriff Court.
QUOTE]

Apparently it was 9k for benefits and 70k for wear and tear on his knob

I think he might experience a new kind of wear and tear over the next 13 months

[Andy2]

They should have a check in the tax credit database
if number of children > 6
raise alarm

[EternalOptimist]

[QUOTE=DimPrawn;538863]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7401317.stm



Fraser induced HM Revenue to make payments totalling £79,718. He was jailed for 13 months at Aberdeen Sheriff Court.
QUOTE]

Apparently it was 9k for benefits and 70k for wear and tear on his knob

[Moscow Mule]

It's probably the same lag who hijacked my NI number a couple of years ago.