Originally posted by zeitghost
Little lizard in a tree sees a monkey smoking a joint, monkey offers to share. A little later the liyard sazs man I need a drink. The monkey says tha water hole is over there.
Little lizard pops off for a drink and the monkey keeps on tokin.
The lizard gets to the water hole, but as he is drinking he falls in (he stoned after all), anyway as he is thrahing about this crocodile comes up and helps him (apparently its a lizard thing) and asks how he manages to be in the water so he explains about the monkey and the dope and being stoned and falling in. The crocodile asks if the monkey might spare some weed and the lizard says probably and sends him off to the tree where the monkey is sitting.
When the crocodile gets to the bottom of the tree he shouts "hey monkey" and the monkey replies "HOW MUCH water did YOU drink?"
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