Boomed!

[BA to the Stars]

I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

Well, that will boost the safety record at Permie Co PLC, especially amongst the female staff

[DiscoStu]

My 5 year SJA ends at the end of June, so put my name on the company First Aid list to blag a couple of days off on company time to keep it topped up (always a useful thing, as the whole course is 5 days and lasts for 5 years).

I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

That is a triple boom

There isn't a unit of time small enough to describe how quickly I earn £80.

-threaded

[Wilmslow]

My 5 year SJA ends at the end of June, so put my name on the company First Aid list to blag a couple of days off on company time to keep it topped up (always a useful thing, as the whole course is 5 days and lasts for 5 years).

I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

That is a triple boom