up me crack to your sack Jack.
fill me bum with your come chum.
remove your plate to felate mate.
stretch me ring till I sing bing.
Cant think of a name to go with upto the wrist when you fist .......
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LOL
thats the spririt SP
Lift me shirt cos I'm gay Ray
Lift me shirt cos I'm gay
Stick yer lips round my soss boss
Stick yer lips round my soss
wrap yer gums round me plums chum
wrap yer gums round me plums
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You'll be waiting a long time. Aussies can't read or write.Originally posted by EternalOptimistI am writing a new version of an old Rolf Harris song and I need some Australian input. So come on you aussies
........................come on you ozzies
They are also homosexual.
Play a tune on me nob, Bob
Play a tune on me nob
Toss me off with your feet, Pete
Toss me off with your feet
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Give me fudge a good pack, Jack
Give me fudge a good pack
Cop it off round the back, Jack
Cop it off round the back
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tie me testicles back jack
tie me testicles back
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Bestiality's great mate, feck a wallaby!Originally posted by EternalOptimistI am writing a new version of an old Rolf Harris song and I need some Australian input. So come on you aussies
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Lift me onto the job Bob
Lift me onto the job
Toss me off till Im gone John
Toss me off till Im gone
Push me off when Im through blue
push me off when Im through
Altogether now
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Have a gobfull of jizz Liz
Heres a gobful of jizz
........................come on you ozzies
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I am writing a new version
I am writing a new version of an old Rolf Harris song and I need some Australian input. So come on you aussies
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Lift me onto the job Bob
Lift me onto the job
Toss me off till Im gone John
Toss me off till Im gone
Push me off when Im through blue
push me off when Im through
Altogether now
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Have a gobfull of jizz Liz
Heres a gobful of jizz
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