I am writing a new version

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The Lone Gunman replied

29 July 2005, 09:32
up me crack to your sack Jack.

fill me bum with your come chum.

remove your plate to felate mate.

stretch me ring till I sing bing.

Cant think of a name to go with upto the wrist when you fist .......

Last edited by The Lone Gunman; 29 July 2005, 09:49.
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EternalOptimist replied

29 July 2005, 09:18
LOL
thats the spririt SP

Lift me shirt cos I'm gay Ray
Lift me shirt cos I'm gay

Stick yer lips round my soss boss
Stick yer lips round my soss

wrap yer gums round me plums chum
wrap yer gums round me plums

Altogether now
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stackpole replied

28 July 2005, 22:00
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

I am writing a new version of an old Rolf Harris song and I need some Australian input. So come on you aussies
........................come on you ozzies

You'll be waiting a long time. Aussies can't read or write.

They are also homosexual.

Play a tune on me nob, Bob
Play a tune on me nob

Toss me off with your feet, Pete
Toss me off with your feet

Altogether now

Give me fudge a good pack, Jack
Give me fudge a good pack

Cop it off round the back, Jack
Cop it off round the back
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EternalOptimist replied

28 July 2005, 13:08
tie me testicles back jack
tie me testicles back

.............................
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SupremeSpod replied

28 July 2005, 12:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

I am writing a new version of an old Rolf Harris song and I need some Australian input. So come on you aussies

Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Lift me onto the job Bob
Lift me onto the job

Toss me off till Im gone John
Toss me off till Im gone

Push me off when Im through blue
push me off when Im through

Altogether now

Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Have a gobfull of jizz Liz
Heres a gobful of jizz

........................come on you ozzies

Bestiality's great mate, feck a wallaby!
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EternalOptimist started a topic I am writing a new version

28 July 2005, 12:58
I am writing a new version

I am writing a new version of an old Rolf Harris song and I need some Australian input. So come on you aussies

Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Lift me onto the job Bob
Lift me onto the job

Toss me off till Im gone John
Toss me off till Im gone

Push me off when Im through blue
push me off when Im through

Altogether now

Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Have a gobfull of jizz Liz
Heres a gobful of jizz

........................come on you ozzies
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