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Its strange but true, that I once walked around with my private parts encased in a biscuit tin that was bungee-tied around my waist in order to protect myself from grey-probing. Oh, and my neighbour who I suspect was trying to sterilise me by pointing the microwave at my house and leaving the door open.Originally posted by zeitghostNot to mention the Greys
with their unpleasant probing habits...
bored
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Yellow and red.
I think I need to get my liver checked and catch some sleep.
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I have blue/grey eyes, but I always wrap a few sheets of baco-foil around my head to protect me from screen radiation. It also offers superb protection against the Orbital Mind Control Lasers that the CIA use.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIs that to shield you eyes from the radiation from your monitor?
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naturally brown but was thinking of getting some violet contacts
i like the cat eyes ones too!
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You are Mable from Blue Peter and I claim my 5 tasty scooby snacks?Originally posted by Lucy View Posteyes?
grey/green
I don't know what colour my eyes are. I have no friends to ask and am scared mirrors are going to teleport me to another dimension.
HTH
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first the brandy and now this....Originally posted by Lucy View Posteyes?
grey/green
i'm starting to worry
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Yes, and it also helps protect me from any forum troll posts as well :-)Is that to shield you eyes from the radiation from your monitor?
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Yes, I alway find it amusing that 1/12 of the population are going to have exactly the same day as me.Originally posted by Lucy View PostWell, it's like astrology, there aren't that many to go around.
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