I have turned to jelly….

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BrilloPad replied

6 May 2008, 18:22
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

I went over to give the weird guy some work this morning, all he could do was stare at my tits, lean over way too close, and go on and on about his inane problems. His desk was covered in used tissues, and he was wearing a polyester suit AND tie. I think it's been a good few years since he's 'intimate' with anyone.

that was wilmslow - he has never been intimate with anyone.
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up4it replied

6 May 2008, 12:42
Go 4 it, Lucy!

Make the guy happy!

PS: how big are they exactly! :-)
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DiscoStu replied

6 May 2008, 12:17
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

I went over to give the weird guy some work this morning, all he could do was stare at my tits, lean over way too close, and go on and on about his inane problems. His desk was covered in used tissues, and he was wearing a polyester suit AND tie. I think it's been a good few years since he's 'intimate' with anyone.
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Lucy replied

6 May 2008, 12:16
I went over to give the weird guy some work this morning, all he could do was stare at my tits, lean over way too close, and go on and on about his inane problems. His desk was covered in used tissues, and he was wearing a polyester suit AND tie. I think it's been a good few years since he's 'intimate' with anyone.
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Xenophon replied

6 May 2008, 11:14
Floppy like a jelly = fail.

Stiff like a brandy snap = win.

Be a brandy snap, Wilmslow.
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smiff replied

6 May 2008, 10:41
You're not earning enough now to pull her successfully.
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Sockpuppet replied

6 May 2008, 10:12
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I spot a plan B....

Permies don't have a Plan B. Everything they create belongs to Employment Co.
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Wilmslow replied

6 May 2008, 10:09
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Careful, you don't want to get sacked for sexual harassment on your first day.

When is the book of these serialisations coming out?

"The World According to Wilmslow"

You could make a mint (much more than a Driving Instructor)

I spot a plan B....
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Moscow Mule replied

6 May 2008, 10:05
Careful, you don't want to get sacked for sexual harassment on your first day.

When is the book of these serialisations coming out?

"The World According to Wilmslow"

You could make a mint (much more than a Driving Instructor)
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Wilmslow started a topic I have turned to jelly….

6 May 2008, 10:03
I have turned to jelly….

Just had a lovely blonde visit me to discuss some work the lovely creature is doing.

She perched on the edge of my desk, and was leaning very close to me. About as close as my visit to ‘For Your Eyes Only’ last weekend.

Certainly perked up my morning.
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