According to our logs I've accessed some porn.
It's here:
www.wikepedia.com.
I can't tell you what is there, as my computer won't let me read it.
tim
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The HR manager and myself used to go through our works porn report when working in NZ. Some very interesting stuff we found too
Lets just say that she enjoyed giving more than receiving. Ah bless, everyone loves a sucker!
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I hope I'm never presented with a report containing all the crap I post on here during the day!
I've told this story before, but a few years ago we 'raided' a PC used by a security consultant, and sure enough porn was discovered. He managed to escape blame by claiming he had been investigating suspicious e-mails.
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Strange sackings
Evryone likes a good sacking yarn - I have one...
About 3 years ago one of the company lawyers where I was working decided to use his work PC to indulge a strange fetish. It had to do with women peeing themselves in public - I'm sure there's some porn word for it. Not just once you understand, but for the best part of a month.
We had one of the juniors (well, she was 34, but "junior" in a technical sense) go through all the sites he'd visited and compile the content into a report - colour A4 piccies of exactly what he had been looking at.
A meeting was held with his boss & the head of HR. The bloke first denied everything, then claimed we were infringing on his civil liberties. He was then shown the report (complete with colour pictures), at which point he stood up without a word and left the building, never to return.Tags: None
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