Reply to: Toaster rant

[Dalek Supreme]

Why hasn't someone invented ready-made toast that you can buy and eat ?

They have. It is very popular on both on the continent and Skaro, although the delivery charges to the latter are very high.

[Board Game Geek]

Why hasn't someone invented ready-made toast that you can buy and eat ?

[OwlHoot]

Those Dualit toasters are very good.

Funny how often this question comes up here. There should be a link on the CUK main page to a section on toasters.

Dualit have the name, but although they usually last forever I've found mine doesn't toast evenly in the slot next to the wide one at the end when this is turned off.

[Bagpuss]

http://www.delonghi.co.uk/product_pa...5&key=Toasters

Fits proper door stops

[Moscow Mule]

This is what you want. Proper full-size jobbie.

[DiscoStu]

Toast done under the grill of the cooker can not be beaten. Though alas it can be burnt.

Toast done on a toasting fork over a log fire. Much better.

[expat]

They have these open toaster thingies in Denmark. They look hideously dangerous so are probably highly illegal in the UK. Can take any thickness of bread though.

Which is nice.

Toast done under the grill of the cooker can not be beaten. Though alas it can be burnt.

[threaded]

They have these open toaster thingies in Denmark. They look hideously dangerous so are probably highly illegal in the UK. Can take any thickness of bread though.

Which is nice.

[Moscow Mule]

I'm going to use the microwave on my next toasty outing.

That's just going to give you soggy warm bread. Most unsatisfactory.

[Advocate]

It's not. Get a Dualit, it's the contractor's toaster of choice.

Dualit can suck on my large granary slices of cold bread!

I'm going to use the microwave on my next toasty outing.

[ratewhore]

It's not. Get a Dualit, it's the contractor's toaster of choice.

I concur. You get what you pay for and mine is great.

That's today's big issue out of the way...

[PRC1964]

Time is money so buy one of these: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1965

[basshead]

Why on earth aren't you asking Jeeves to do it on your open fire and be damned with the toaster?

[DiscoStu]

I can't believe everybody's taken this thread so seriously.

Buying smaller bread doesn't seem like a good solution.

It's not. Get a Dualit, it's the contractor's toaster of choice.

[Moscow Mule]

Perhaps these £5 toasters are designed for the European market where they have smaller bread?

MM in "the voice of reason" mode