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Previously on "Wilmslows last day..."

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  • miffy
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    Anyone else picture Wilmslow as Steve Carrell in the 40 year old virgin?

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  • Marina
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Bad dog!

    Get down!

    Stop trying to hump my leg!

    HTH

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    <can I be fliped to reply to this?>

    Wilmslow, if you did have counselling training you would know, as well as I do that it isn't possible to counsel anyone effectively without looking at as much of your own stuff as possible, in order to not be triggered or re-traumatised by what someone is telling you.

    I almost am sure you won't understand this.
    Yawns...

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    You do have a point for once Churchill….
    <can I be fecked to reply to this?>

    Wilmslow, if you did have counselling training you would know, as well as I do that it isn't possible to counsel anyone effectively without looking at as much of your own stuff as possible, in order to not be triggered or re-traumatised by what someone is telling you.

    I almost am sure you won't understand this.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Have we heard the end of the parking saga?

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're ill. Is your learning to be a counsellor an attempt to fix your own problems on the cheap?
    You do have a point for once Churchill….

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Does this mean the lizard is also to be excommunicated?
    No. The lizard is cute and funny and clever.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Does this mean the lizard is also to be excommunicated?
    Someone tried it once. They got eaten.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    ... posting on CUK.

    That's right, our dear old friend Wilmslow is going to be a permie as of Tuesday so today is his last day posting on CUK, after all it is a Contractors site.

    So, post all your good wishes, gifts etc here to give Wilmslow the send off he deserves.

    Anyway, my gift to you, dear friend is this.

    Enjoy!
    Does this mean the lizard is also to be excommunicated?

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  • Xenophon
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    Cya Wilmslow.

    You have cemented your place in CUK folklore. Long after you leave we will remember you with expressions such as <<canned laughter>> and 'Oops - I've Wilmslowed that up!'

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Would you two please get a room.
    I prefer a real woman, not a gender confused socially insecure retard.

    But thanks.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    That's probably the most intelligent post you've made all year.

    Well done.
    I hope you manage at least one in the next eight months.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Would you two please get a room.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Bad dog!

    Get down!

    Stop trying to hump my leg!

    HTH
    That's probably the most intelligent post you've made all year.

    Well done.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You need to do something about your narcissistic tendencies.
    Bad dog!

    Get down!

    Stop trying to hump my leg!

    HTH

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