There is no way Sandy is a bird. "Her" turn of phrase is so bloke like.
Shame really as I often dream of shagging "her".
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Originally posted by SandyDownyes of course having a technical talk with a Perl user is loaaaads more important than love talk ...
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Originally posted by AtWSorry guys too busy right now -- finishing technical talk for local Perl user group -- love affairs will have to wait!
yes of course having a technical talk with a Perl user is loaaaads more important than love talk ...
Slave was right about AtW... he is Queer
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Sorry guys too busy right now -- finishing technical talk for local Perl user group -- love affairs will have to wait!
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Originally posted by SandyDownbtw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank
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Originally posted by SandyDownalso ziegot, you have such short arms, you wont be able to reach the areas that others can't....
btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI'm not sure she's into large spinal ridges.
also ziegot, you have such short arms, you wont be able to reach the areas that others can't....
btw: it must be really frustrating for you not to be able to reach you d1ck and have a w@ank
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Originally posted by zeitghostWell, there's always the giant alien lizard with piles... if she's not fussy.
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Originally posted by AtWLucifer Box - I was joking honest, thanks for your offer but my heart is taken and loyalty plays far too important part in my conscience to ignore it.
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Originally posted by AtWGee, it was a joke designed to infuriate SandyDown
Lucifer Box - I was joking honest, thanks for your offer but my heart is taken and loyalty plays far too important part in my conscience to ignore it. I think your sister in law deserves someone better than me anyway
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Originally posted by planetitRejecting this girl because she doesn’t have a PhD “like your mother” is deeply odd AtW. Maybe in Russia, going out with you mother is acceptable, but it’s kind of frowned on here in the UK.
Lucifer Box - I was joking honest, thanks for your offer but my heart is taken and loyalty plays far too important part in my conscience to ignore it. I think your sister in law deserves someone better than me anyway
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxThat's a bit snobby isn't it? She is a really nice girl (really, she is) who is looking to have a nice time with a considerate gent. Her last beau was a bit of a barstard so she could do with some sweet loving.
You can't get a Ph.D. in having a heart of gold, you know.
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Originally posted by AtWSorry but this is a non-starter: I won't be able to show her to my parents and sister who all have PhDs, and I am working on one part time too.
The minimum educational requirement is a good degree with honours or its equivalent.
Thanks for trying though.
You can't get a Ph.D. in having a heart of gold, you know.
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Rejecting this girl because she doesn’t have a PhD “like your mother” is deeply odd AtW. Maybe in Russia, going out with you mother is acceptable, but it’s kind of frowned on here in the UK.
HTH.
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Originally posted by SandyDownbtw: Russian degrees are not really recognized in most countries... btw this is not my fault !!!
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