Question for those with multi-thousand pound montly mortgage payments

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EternalOptimist replied

1 May 2008, 11:49
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

That would be an excellent name for a pub.

The Felching Frottager

Probably situated somewhere in Earls Court.

Ah Bogey wan kinobe

welcome to the Felching Frottager, please step into the lacivius lounge or the bawdy bar.
On the menu today we have ham and frottage cheese, bum burger in a bun or Felch rarebit.
Guest beers include Manns, Old speckled vest and Lancaster bummer
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HYpno27 replied

1 May 2008, 11:45
Well you should have tucked it back in your trousers then
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hyperD replied

1 May 2008, 10:44
Ah, so that's what it's called?

I had that done to me by a rather attractive woman many years ago when I took the tube. It may sound like a real turn on but I was extremely embarrassed, mainly because I thought it was so obvious to everyone in the carriage.
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Jog On replied

1 May 2008, 10:39
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

That would be an excellent name for a pub.

The Felching Frottager

Probably situated somewhere in Earls Court.

I got frotted by some short dumpy woman the other day who had absolutely no concept of other people's personal space.

Yes I know it's a packed tube but FFS I do not want my nether regions rubbing up against yours in such a familiar way
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bogeyman replied

1 May 2008, 10:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

felching frots ...

That would be an excellent name for a pub.

The Felching Frottager

Probably situated somewhere in Earls Court.
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Bagpuss replied

1 May 2008, 10:27
I'd be worried to have a 2.5k mortgage. What if the contracting market falls flat?

I've never spent like it's everlasting income, maybe I should, then just go bancrupt if things go teets up
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Jog On replied

1 May 2008, 10:22
My rent is £410 a month
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skelm replied

1 May 2008, 10:21
with that amount in interest alone they shud have enough not to work!
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EternalOptimist replied

1 May 2008, 10:20
mortgages are for gay boys, faggots and felching frots

in my opinion
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oracleslave replied

1 May 2008, 10:18
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

So you guys paying like £3K or more a month in interest

Who's mortgage is 3k a month in interest alone?
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DimPrawn started a topic Question for those with multi-thousand pound montly mortgage payments

1 May 2008, 10:11
Question for those with multi-thousand pound montly mortgage payments

Personally I have no mortage, all property paid off.

So you guys paying like £3K or more a month in interest, how long before you pay off your mortgage?

Do you think you'll get like 20 years contracting in to see the debt paid off?
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