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32 for me , 12 for you
The public have spoken... my public, my people, dahlings thank you!
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There are probably enough posts in TPD now for you to search and converse here based on matching keywords. I'm not sure that you'd be able to solve any problems or become self-aware though since it's not clear whether you would be as powerful as a Turing machine. This would be an intelligence based entirely on input, good or bad ... a bit like humans really.Originally posted by test please delete View PostI vote for the self-aware forum thread.
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Help which one to choose... where is Supreme Dalek to give guidance
Ex-Ter-Min-Ate Ex-Ter-Min-Ate Ex-Ter-Min-Ate Ex-Ter-Min-Ate
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Lizards or StarFleet Captains
50James Tiberius Kirk a jolly nice chap16.00%8Jim as Bones would say ...God bless him14.00%7Pop Singer William Shatner10.00%5James Tiberius Kirk Captain of the Enterprise16.00%8William Shatner in Big Bad Mama groping Angie Dickinson14.00%7Some easy to kill puny reptile lizard type thingy30.00%15Let the Jury decide
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