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Previously on "Late Afternoon Sweet Binge Bonanza"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    You've just double teamed the son of Gryllus, of the deme Erchia of Athens.

    I like wikipedia.

    I like hacking wikipedia.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You lucky boy/girl/whatever!
    You've just double teamed the son of Gryllus, of the deme Erchia of Athens.

    I like wikipedia.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You lucky boy/girl/whatever!
    I love the internet.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Double-teamed by darmstadt and Churchill. What an end to the day.
    You lucky boy/girl/whatever!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Glucose syrup- Paralysis

    Sugar
    - Rotten teeth

    Gelatine (Bovine)
    - CJD

    Modified potato starch
    - Constipation

    Citric & acetic acid
    - Intestine rotting away as we speak

    Vegetable oil
    - Slippery hard poos when they eventually come out after the constipation

    Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
    - No more hairy legs

    Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142
    - You will turn bright orange very soon
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    1. Deprived producers of sugar based syrups - that's how the yanks are royally screwing Africa.
    2. No problem.
    3. Mad Cow Disease
    4. Potential Threaded syndrome - Obesity, not bulltulipting
    5. Citric, not too bad. Acetic? Reserve for chips!
    6. Vegetable oil? Chips again!
    7. Glazing agent? Should polish the old insides!
    8. Colours? You'll be as mad as Lucy, probably as hairy too!
    Double-teamed by darmstadt and Churchill. What an end to the day.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    If I type out the full ingredients would you give me a breakdown of what I have done to my bod?
    1. Glucose syrup
    2. Sugar
    3. Gelatine (Bovine)
    4. Modified potato starch
    5. Citric & acetic acid
    6. Vegetable oil
    7. Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
    8. Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142)
    1. Deprived producers of sugar based syrups - that's how the yanks are royally screwing Africa.
    2. No problem.
    3. Mad Cow Disease
    4. Potential Threaded syndrome - Obesity, not bulltulipting
    5. Citric, not too bad. Acetic? Reserve for chips!
    6. Vegetable oil? Chips again!
    7. Glazing agent? Should polish the old insides!
    8. Colours? You'll be as mad as Lucy, probably as hairy too!

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    If I type out the full ingredients would you give me a breakdown of what I have done to my bod?)
    Glucose syrup- Paralysis

    Sugar
    - Rotten teeth

    Gelatine (Bovine)
    - CJD

    Modified potato starch
    - Constipation

    Citric & acetic acid
    - Intestine rotting away as we speak

    Vegetable oil
    - Slippery hard poos when they eventually come out after the constipation

    Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
    - No more hairy legs

    Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142
    - You will turn bright orange very soon

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Not by me. Never done one, and don't intend starting today.
    Any reason why? Are you allergic to Andyw?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Can I feel a poll coming on?
    Not by me. Never done one, and don't intend starting today.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Sugar is one the worst things to eat, in quantity, though.
    If I type out the full ingredients would you give me a breakdown of what I have done to my bod?

    Glucose syrup
    Sugar
    Gelatine (Bovine)
    Modified potato starch
    Citric & acetic acid
    Vegetable oil
    Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
    Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142)

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Ohhh, which dietician did you have to blow for that info?

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Sugar is one the worst things to eat, in quantity, though.
    Ohhh, which dietician did you have to blow for that info?

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    If my waistline wasn't looking so good I would.
    Sugar is one the worst things to eat, in quantity, though.

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I like how Maynards Sports Mixture is just the right chewing consistency. Not too soft or too hard. Most others, such as wine gums, I've tried are too soft.

    Can I feel a poll coming on?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Stick your fingers down your throat.

    HTH
    If my waistline wasn't looking so good I would.

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