Reply to: All your kinks are belong to us

[PAH]

yet more rules to torment joe public - while the dangerous types carry on at will.

I thought it wasn't that long ago that they relaxed the laws so only stuff involving kids or animals was likely to be confiscated, if brought back from abroad for example.

[PAH]

How long have you been coming here?

Don't know, can't remember my goldfishes names either.

I thought your 'issues' (apart from your knee of course) were more mental than physical. Anyone that drives an Elise is hardly going to be way overweight, so I can't imagine your legs being that bad. In fact in my imagination, they're very very nice.

[BrilloPad]

yet more rules to torment joe public - while the dangerous types carry on at will.

[PAH]

Mel Gibsons Payback would certainly be under question.

That's a better movie than I was expecting. Lucy Lui in bondage gear was also worth a repeat viewing.

[Lucy]

Didn't notice the legs at first.

They look a bit on the thin side to me. You're not another screwed up woman you doesn't like being 'normal'?

How long have you been coming here?

[PAH]

That is good, I wish my legs were that thin

Didn't notice the legs at first.

They look a bit on the thin side to me. You're not another screwed up woman you doesn't like being 'normal'?

[Lucy]

I prefer this one (which some may find NSFW):

http://www.offensivefunny.com/images...at-me-elmo.jpg

Almost had it as my avatar when I first saw it, but thought it a bit riskey.

Some other amusing images on that site too for those that aren't at work.

That is good, I wish my legs were that thin

[The Lone Gunman]

An act which threatens or appears to threaten a person's life

This line of the law seems to threaten 90% of all holywood output at the moment.
It will not be long before some self righteous git is screaming for the law to be applied to mainstream movies.
Mel Gibsons Payback would certainly be under question.

[PAH]

Giving everyone the wrong idea...

I prefer this one (which some may find NSFW):

http://www.offensivefunny.com/images...at-me-elmo.jpg

Almost had it as my avatar when I first saw it, but thought it a bit riskey.

Some other amusing images on that site too for those that aren't at work.

[Board Game Geek]

For a laugh, I sent a copy of the photo of the couple having a pillow fight to the assessment unit at the authority where I work.



This is what they replied back :

In the picture you submitted for review, there are a number of elements which give cause for concern.

1) Domestic Violence is portrayed in the picture. It appears that the female is in the aggressor role, since she has a height advantage and also because the male is in a defensive role, attempting to shield himself from imminent attack. <organisation> has partner links with http://www.mensadviceline.org.uk/ and more information can be found there.

2) Judging from the picture, the male is half in the bed, and it can be surmised that he has made an inappropriate sexual remark to the female, regardless of their relationship. Hence, the female may be reacting to reinforce her non-compliance with his sexual demands. So whilst the image may indicate a couple “at play”, there is always a darker and more sinister meaning to innocuous pictures, which need to be interpreted by the viewer.

[Lucy]

Giving everyone the wrong idea...

[PAH]

you looked for bicycle parts on that website - I think I don't believe you

He mispelled it "dykes". It's an easy mistake, Holland's full of both.

[PAH]

NSFW Melanie vs Olga

One of my all-time favourite websites. Don't think that link will be around for long though, so get stuck in while you can!

[ThomasSoerensen]

NSFW Melanie vs Olga

you looked for bicycle parts on that website - I think I don't believe you

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NSFW Melanie vs Olga