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Previously on "I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday"

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"
    Pun of the week...

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"
    Top quality pun !

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by eliquant View Post
    (and yes even posh South Ken has greasy cafes but not many).

    I know - I had my last Christmas lunch in one...

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  • El_Diablo
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    WHS
    Ditto

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    lol at the puns in this thread.

    WHS

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  • Xenophon
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    lol at the puns in this thread.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"
    Excellent!

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by eliquant View Post
    His car registration was 'AMS 1' and it only just clicked after the event.
    That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.

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  • DimPrawn
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    And if you had bounced over the bonnet, and been thrown into the air, he would have shouted "You're highered"

    IGMC

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
    And if you were killed, he might say "you're pyred"

    IGMC.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".

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