There are more Volkswagens ...

[bogeyman]

And cleaner overall...

And more reliable

[Cliphead]

And cleaner overall...

According to the French newspaper Le Figaro, only 47% of French people shower or bathe every day compared with 70% of Britons and 80% of Dutch, Germans and Scandinavians. But the French are Europe's biggest consumers of perfume and deodorants. No tulip.

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[Lucy]

And less noisy

And less smelly, but both have dubious histories around the Nazi era.

[bogeyman]

And easier to fix!

And less noisy

[Lucy]

That's ok. Volkswagens are quite a bit less annoying than French people.

And easier to fix!

[bogeyman]

There are more Volkswagens than French people in the World.

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That's ok. Volkswagens are quite a bit less annoying than French people.

Also, there are nine million bicycles in Beijing. That's a fact.

[threaded]

There are more Volkswagens than French people in the World.

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