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HairyArsedBloke replied

25 April 2008, 14:34
So after a funeral you get chocolate like you get a strong mint after an Indian meal?
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original PM replied

25 April 2008, 14:33
nooooooooo

i would imagine eating is the last thing you would wish to do after seeing one of them
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 14:28
Originally posted by original PM View Post

in fact to confuse you all

I work for a Funeral business!

Do you get given chocolate by way of a pick-me-up after you have seen a particular gruesome cadaver?
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 14:26
Originally posted by original PM View Post

in fact to confuse you all

I work for a Funeral business!

I was just about to say that.
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original PM replied

25 April 2008, 14:26
in fact to confuse you all

I work for a Funeral business!
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 14:24
Originally posted by original PM View Post

seriously man let it drop!!!

goddamn wish i'd never started this stoopid thread now

Suicide is always an option. I prefer murder, it's more 'me' friendly.

Just noticed you're in the North West. Gissa job. Go on, gis it. I can eat chocolate.
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original PM replied

25 April 2008, 14:23
seriously man let it drop!!!

goddamn wish i'd never started this stoopid thread now
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 14:07
Originally posted by original PM View Post

nope not even close

a tip - it is not a chocolate manufacturer

Great, so we've got to recite the whole of companies house then. This could take a while.

Aardvark Adventure Taxis Ltd?
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basshead replied

25 April 2008, 14:05
Weight Watchers?

Diabetes UK?
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 14:05
Originally posted by original PM View Post

nope not even close

a tip - it is not a chocolate manufacturer

Thanks for the tip. That really narrows it down.
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original PM replied

25 April 2008, 14:03
nope not even close

a tip - it is not a chocolate manufacturer
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 13:54
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

You don't count.

I know. Been avoiding the counting thread.
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 13:45
Originally posted by PAH View Post

But you haven't got big tits so it doesn't count.

You don't count.
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 13:45
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

...and I've been so nice to you recently.

But you haven't got big tits so it doesn't count.
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basshead replied

25 April 2008, 13:42
Management calls it 'free chocolate', employees call it 'getting shat on from a great height'
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