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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 22:37
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

You mean there is a car in that pic?

I can't see one. Must be one of them optical illusions.

Times like this I think "I'm glad I'm not gay". Yet if I was, maybe I'd be thinking, "god that'd be a good looking car with a soft-top, but those high heels are minging". So swings and roundabouts. Just keep off the slide. It's all downhill from there.
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oracleslave replied

25 April 2008, 20:28
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

He is taking pictures of his Audi R8 NSFW > http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/...1/zb2d6429.jpg

You mean there is a car in that pic?
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Bumfluff replied

25 April 2008, 19:59
He is taking pictures of his Audi R8 NSFW > http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/...1/zb2d6429.jpg
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cailin maith replied

25 April 2008, 13:12
Originally posted by tay View Post

Why do you care? Is the nerd flirting quota being missed?

Just concerned for his well being....

Sweetheart, if you disappeared, I would be worried too
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Bagpuss replied

25 April 2008, 12:44
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

which one ?

The one who contradicts themself and could have a meeting in a telephone box
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EternalOptimist replied

25 April 2008, 12:41
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

You are weird

which one ?
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Bagpuss replied

25 April 2008, 12:22
You are weird
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alreadypacked replied

25 April 2008, 12:22
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

FFS, it was a play on the word 'ate'

Another play on the word 'ate'

Don't feed the trolls
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Lucy replied

25 April 2008, 12:20
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

You must have sex on the brain lucy,

ate with chianti and fava beans becomes, having oral sex . Who would have thought of that?

How Bizarre

FFS, it was a play on the word 'ate'
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Bagpuss replied

25 April 2008, 12:19
You must have sex on the brain lucy,

ate with chianti and fava beans becomes, having oral sex . Who would have thought of that?

How Bizarre
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Lucy replied

25 April 2008, 12:16
Ffffff
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Lucy replied

25 April 2008, 12:15
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Beastiality means eating animals now? tulip someone call the police!

I think you should! (for your own purposes more than this)

No! I meant 'eating' as in oral sex (BP doesn't get out much), which is beastiality.
(Now I feel ill again)
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bogeyman replied

25 April 2008, 12:11
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Beastiality means eating animals now? tulip someone call the police!

Don't bring pigs into this.
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Bagpuss replied

25 April 2008, 12:10
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

strictly I was referring to eating, BP decided it meant masturbating...

Beastiality means eating animals now? Sh1t someone call the police!
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Lucy replied

25 April 2008, 12:07
Originally posted by snaw View Post

winking

strictly I was referring to eating, BP decided it meant masturbating...
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