Reply to: Life does get worse…..

[Epiphone]

I assumed it might be tomato ketchup - you really have to shake those bottles hard sometimes, so it wouldn't be surprising if some ended up all over the walls and ceiling occasionally.

I've shaken my ketchup bottle in a hotel room a few times too.

[Marina]

The Etap was a very short walk from where I used to live. Prossies use it as a base camp, pay £35 a night then tell their bookings to come to such-and-such room.

Are you a prossie, Wilmslow? If it's time of the month that might be where the blood came from. Think like a business and charge extra for the fetish rather than just accept it like a perm.

I assumed it might be tomato ketchup - you really have to shake those bottles hard sometimes, so it wouldn't be surprising if some ended up all over the walls and ceiling occasionally.

[Epiphone]

The Etap was a very short walk from where I used to live. Prossies use it as a base camp, pay £35 a night then tell their bookings to come to such-and-such room.

Are you a prossie, Wilmslow? If it's time of the month that might be where the blood came from. Think like a business and charge extra for the fetish rather than just accept it like a perm.

[Xenophon]

Dear Diary

Today my underpants got stuck over my head, I thought no one would notice so I went to work anyway. My manager came over and said there was a problem with my attire, but I didn't understand because I wasn't wearing a tire.

I went to get a chicken sandwich from the vending machine but it took my money twice and only gave me a can of baked beans which I couldn't open.

What should I do?

Wilmslow

[themistry]

I went to uni in Leeds. There was a pizza delivery place called Lucky's who did a pizza called Death by Pepperoni. The calorie count was probably in 5 figures but I've never had a better pizza

They are still there and as tasty as ever

TM

[Lucy]

Dear Diary

Today my underpants got stuck over my head, I thought no one would notice so I went to work anyway. My manager came over and said there was a problem with my attire, but I didn't understand because I wasn't wearing a tire.

I went to get a chicken sandwich from the vending machine but it took my money twice and only gave me a can of baked beans which I couldn't open.

What should I do?

Wilmslow

[Tingles]

And I thought listening to other people's dreams was boring.......!

I nodded off mid-sentence!



T

[Xenophon]

and means I lie in until 6:30 instead of 5:30.

[Wilmslow]

Hold on a minute...why are you staying in Leeds at all. Surely Manchester isn't too long a drive. I know a guy who lives in Hale and commuted to harrogate everyday for his permie job.

I drive most days (live South Manchester) – takes about an hour and a quarter each way, and start finish early, so not too bad. Staying over once a week gives me a welcome break from the commute.

I also volunteer for a charity with a weekly 4 hours shift. I used to do my shift in Manchester all the time, but, with getting up early am too tired for the regular shift there, so I alternate with the Leeds base. I get to the hotel for 4pm, shower, rest up, do my shift, then 30 secs walk to the hotel. In the morning I have a 15 minute drive, and means I lie in until 6:30 instead of 5:30.

So yes, it sounds potty, but as the same cost as the fuel it breaks up the week nicely.

[lilelvis2000]

Hold on a minute...why are you staying in Leeds at all. Surely Manchester isn't too long a drive. I know a guy who lives in Hale and commuted to harrogate everyday for his permie job.

[Xenophon]

I'm confused.....

If he hates his working life so much, why doesn't he change it?

There must be contracts available within commuting distance.... Cheshire, Manchester, Chester, Liverpool, Preston, Warrington etc etc etc....?

Or does he just like moaning?



T

He is a hapless, shambling buffoon of the highest order.

[Tingles]

I'm confused.....

If he hates his working life so much, why doesn't he change it?

There must be contracts available within commuting distance.... Cheshire, Manchester, Chester, Liverpool, Preston, Warrington etc etc etc....?

Or does he just like moaning?



T

[Xenophon]

Oh FFS please shut up.

WHS

[DiscoStu]

I think he was born a big girls blouse

It's the whole nurture vs nature thing. Was he born a drivelsome dullard or is it the result of his upbringing?

[DiscoStu]

They're still there