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  • BrilloPad
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    One of the f4j chaps liked to go to court wearing his Darth Vader outfit.

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  • Weltchy
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    If Ben Kenobi had been an investment banker instead of a Jedi

    "Use the porsche Luke, use the porsche"

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  • thunderlizard
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    Darth Vodka

    They sound like rubbish Jedis!

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  • MrRobin
    started a topic Latest Star Wars installment

    Latest Star Wars installment

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

    A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

    Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!" ... He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand ... Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache

    The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine. << >>

    Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."
    This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Jones, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion

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