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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Where's Donald Trump?

    http://www.sammiller.net/agent_files...mp%20Photo.jpg
    (SFW)

    I gather it's his real hair though




    Looks like he's going for a comb-over from back to front. Must have seen that Rab C Nesbitt guy doing the Hamlet advert.

    Here it is:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A

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  • Bagpuss
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    Matthew's hair gets thicker the older he gets
    http://www.moviestar.nu/articles/mat...onaughey01.jpg




    and not the only one
    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...it_468x395.jpg

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Where's Donald Trump?

    http://www.sammiller.net/agent_files...mp%20Photo.jpg
    (SFW)

    I gather it's his real hair though

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  • Bagpuss
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    Take heart baldies


    http://www.moviestar.nu/articles/bal...rsenglish.html

    SFW

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  • PAH
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    I'm going to take the opposite of whatever wacko jacko was on. Black guys always look cooler bald.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    It looks like he painted it on in cresote
    Aha, I have a business plan. For bald people wanting to look like they just have short hair and not male-pattern baldness, either tattoo or use cresote on the male pattern bits to give a hint of midnight shadow (or no.1,2,etc) affect. You may smell of garden fences, but this is proper man-perfume anyway.

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  • Turion
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    Some advice: When going bald, get married - quick

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I was watching the snooker last night and noticed how remarkably low John Parrot's fringe starts. He has a short haircut so you can see the roots of his hair start 2 cm or so above his eyebrows. I've always had quite a high forehead, but there is nothing wrong with short hair, baldy.

    Just age gracefully and buy a lolly pop and practise saying "Who luv's ya baby". HTH
    It looks like he painted it on in cresote

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by basshead View Post
    I like a Brazilian.
    Does he know?

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  • moorfield
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    Wear a beanie everywhere you go, plus the goatee of course. The Edge off of U2 has been doing that for years.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I was watching the snooker last night and noticed how remarkably low John Parrot's fringe starts. He has a short haircut so you can see the roots of his hair start 2 cm or so above his eyebrows. I've always had quite a high forehead, but there is nothing wrong with short hair, baldy.

    Just age gracefully and buy a lolly pop and practise saying "Who luv's ya baby". HTH

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  • basshead
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    I like a Brazilian.

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  • oracleslave
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    I will be going the shaved route for good at the end of this contract.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Shave it completely. Grow a goatee to compensate. Do it now rather than later. That way you will get a nice tanned head.

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  • BrilloPad
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    I have a full set of hair - but I love the short haircut look. I always have a grade 2 every 6 weeks or so.

    The fact it upsets your mother is good? Or are you too old for that?

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