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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWhat's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWHS
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostMy sentiments exactly. He could easily find a far more attractive woman in a country like Russia, if looks were the only motivation in his decision. Money is certainly her primary motivation, if he were someone working at McDonalds we would not be having this discussion.
"On 4 August 2006 London newspaper the Evening Standard reported that the Cheeky Girls were already "at rock bottom" and facing bankruptcy action in court due to the fact they had not been paid by their now defunct record company Telstar Records. The article said that the girls owed £4,500 in unpaid taxes, along with other bills due, and that Telstar owes them £2.2 million.[2]
Later it was reported that they owed £130000 in total."
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIs a Cheeky girl such a fantastic catch? A thin version of Ruby Wax with the mind of a child and the annoyance level of Mr Blobby. How did he do it?
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWhat's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!
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Originally posted by Archangel View PostWhen asked what she would do if the earth was about to be destroyed by an asteroid impact year reply was:
"get my private pilot's license"
Bizarre answer.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThey were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.
"get my private pilot's license"
Bizarre answer.
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They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.
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Is a Cheeky girl such a fantastic catch? A thin version of Ruby Wax with the mind of a child and the annoyance level of Mr Blobby. How did he do it?
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Originally posted by moorfield View Posthttp://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3794963.ece
Can the ladies (and the gents if that way disposed) on here please explain the attraction ?? All I can think is that he must be incredibly long or wide or both (lucky Gabriela if so).
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Separated at birth?
Lembit - http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/mpdb/img/41005.jpg
Garth - http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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