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Previously on "People who write business documentation in Comic Sans"

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Thank God us snooty Mac users were spared that treat.
    Yours for a mere £21...

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    BTW jokerman is a much better font for delivering not so good news
    Thank God us snooty Mac users were spared that treat.

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  • Jog On
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    <<canned laughter>>

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  • basshead
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Sweet Jesus, please don't let that start a 'Jokerman font' craze on here.
    WILMSLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
    ??
    0000 -> False

    !0000 -> True

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  • El_Diablo
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    Originally posted by crack_ho View Post
    0001
    ??

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  • crack_ho
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    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
    Do they really?
    0001

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  • El_Diablo
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    <rant>

    It's documentation for a multi-million pound implementation FFS, not a kids' story book. Write it in a proper font!

    </rant>

    Thanks, that feels much better now.
    That person should be terminated, permanently!

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  • El_Diablo
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    Originally posted by crack_ho View Post
    01010010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100011 01110101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

    Do they really?

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  • crack_ho
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    "ASCII" is soooo yesterday. I find limiting myself to 127 characters such a bind.

    Churchill - In "Unicode is where it's at" mode!
    Maybe you can tell me then whether it is possible to read unicode text from a binary file using an ifstream (c++ stl) instance without having to create a custom locale class?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    To save you time and effort, the rest of us will just assume you already did as we all know what that Xen is like, like.


    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    BTW jokerman is a much better font for delivering not so good news
    Sweet Jesus, please don't let that start a 'Jokerman font' craze on here.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I think I'm going to write a script which instantly replies "Pervert!" to each of your posts. It may save me some time today...
    To save you time and effort, the rest of us will just assume you already did as we all know what that Xen is like, like.


    BTW jokerman is a much better font for delivering not so good news

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    <rant>

    It's documentation for a multi-million pound implementation FFS, not a kids' story book. Write it in a proper font!

    </rant>

    Thanks, that feels much better now.
    You're not alone.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I think I'm going to write a script which instantly replies "Pervert!" to each of your posts. It may save me some time today...
    SallyAnne is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Mmmmm..... hair pulling.......
    I think I'm going to write a script which instantly replies "Pervert!" to each of your posts. It may save me some time today...

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