Brown can't even top the least talented in Britain list!

[Churchill]

Don't knock Ant&Dec, IIRC they discovered a rather good proof of the existance of time travel, involving the purchase of a can of baked beans. Unfortuantely this upset TPTB, a time loop was created, and the proof ended up being transmitted on a saturday morning childrens TV show where no one paid it any heed. That they are now childrens entertainers is so wildly amusing.

In that case, they're obviously doing their job properly.

[threaded]

I know it just made me laugh.

Ant and Dec??? (Ben and Dover!)

Don't knock Ant&Dec, IIRC they discovered a rather good proof of the existance of time travel, involving the purchase of a can of baked beans. Unfortuantely this upset TPTB, a time loop was created, and the proof ended up being transmitted on a saturday morning childrens TV show where no one paid it any heed. That they are now childrens entertainers is so wildly amusing.

[roadster198]

Britain's Least Talented list:

1 Chanelle Hayes
2 Heather Mills
3 Victoria Beckham
4 Peaches Geldof
5 Kerry Katona
6 Calum Best
7 Pete Doherty
8 Coleen McLoughlin
9 sasguru
10 Gordon Brown

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...ntalent118.xml

surely there all just tying for first place

[bogeyman]

Best of British Talent:
1 JK Rowling
2 Lewis Hamilton
3 Gordon Ramsay
4 Leona Lewis
5 Ant and Dec
6 David Beckham
7 Ricky Gervais
8 Amy Winehouse
9 Keira Knightley
10 Wayne Rooney

This list is far more alarming.

TALENT???

KILL ME NOW

[Bagpuss]

Leona Lewis is one of the most talented, famous for doing a crap facsimile of Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey warble, does not write her own songs and sings in an American accent. Pure talent!
Just about sums up the British public i.e. poor taste. Ram something down their throat often enough and they will believe the hype.

Pete Doherty is on the least talented? Despite being a gifted songwiter (ok joe public probably just thinks hes a druggie). Still he doesn't deserve to be amoung those talentless morons on that list.

[tim123]

Best of British Talent:
1 JK Rowling
2 Lewis Hamilton
3 Gordon Ramsay
4 Leona Lewis
5 Ant and Dec
6 David Beckham
7 Ricky Gervais
8 Amy Winehouse
9 Keira Knightley
10 Wayne Rooney

This list is far more alarming.

HTF did Ant and Dec and Winey Aimehouse get on this list

tim

[Lucy]

Nice insertion

Bet that's the first time someone told you that in a looong time

The first time ever, infact.

[oracleslave]

I'm strangely aroused.

[Xenophon]

Nice insertion

Bet that's the first time someone told you that in a looong time

I'm strangely aroused.

[Xenophon]

Chanelle has sweet cheeks. I'm not sure that counts as 'talent', but it works for me.

[Lucy]

I know it just made me laugh.

Ant and Dec??? (Ben and Dover!)

[oracleslave]

Britain's Least Talented list:

1 Chanelle Hayes
2 Heather Mills
3 Victoria Beckham
4 Peaches Geldof
5 Kerry Katona
6 Calum Best
7 Pete Doherty
8 Coleen McLoughlin
9 sasguru
10 Gordon Brown

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...ntalent118.xml

Nice insertion

Bet that's the first time someone told you that in a looong time

[oracleslave]

Best of British Talent:
1 JK Rowling
2 Lewis Hamilton
3 Gordon Ramsay
4 Leona Lewis
5 Ant and Dec
6 David Beckham
7 Ricky Gervais
8 Amy Winehouse
9 Keira Knightley
10 Wayne Rooney

This list is far more alarming.

[Lucy]

Britain's Least Talented list:

1 Chanelle Hayes
2 Heather Mills
3 Victoria Beckham
4 Peaches Geldof
5 Kerry Katona
6 Calum Best
7 Pete Doherty
8 Coleen McLoughlin
9 sasguru
10 Gordon Brown

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...ntalent118.xml