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Originally posted by monkeyboy View PostMy colleague next to me just came back from lunch sat down put on his IPOD then let off a long rumbling one. You know type where you think your seat as absorbed all the evidence
He didn't realise how loud it was until he saw me pissing my self laughing .
Distant rolling thunder would be the best description, not as good as standing on a duck but funny all the same.
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My colleague next to me just came back from lunch sat down put on his IPOD then let off a long rumbling one. You know type where you think your seat as absorbed all the evidence
He didn't realise how loud it was until he saw me pissing my self laughing .
Distant rolling thunder would be the best description, not as good as standing on a duck but funny all the same.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.
If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.
I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.
So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post...
I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.
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With tears streaming down my cheeks...
... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.
If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.
I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.
So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.
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