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Previously on "With tears streaming down my cheeks..."

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    ... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.

    If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.

    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

    So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.

    it was the brussels

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by monkeyboy View Post
    My colleague next to me just came back from lunch sat down put on his IPOD then let off a long rumbling one. You know type where you think your seat as absorbed all the evidence

    He didn't realise how loud it was until he saw me pissing my self laughing .

    Distant rolling thunder would be the best description, not as good as standing on a duck but funny all the same.

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  • monkeyboy
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    My colleague next to me just came back from lunch sat down put on his IPOD then let off a long rumbling one. You know type where you think your seat as absorbed all the evidence

    He didn't realise how loud it was until he saw me pissing my self laughing .

    Distant rolling thunder would be the best description, not as good as standing on a duck but funny all the same.

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  • cailin maith
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    I've just nearly wee'd on myself laughing...

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  • Churchill
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    Arse cheeks?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    hey who you calling "oldish chap"
    Sorry - poor lighting in there.

    Good wind.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    ... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.

    If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.

    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

    So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.

    hey who you calling "oldish chap"

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.
    You nearly made my lunch exit via my nose.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    ...
    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

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  • Xenophon
    started a topic With tears streaming down my cheeks...

    With tears streaming down my cheeks...

    ... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.

    If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.

    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

    So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.

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