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Jog On replied

14 April 2008, 16:12
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

For your eyes only, can see me through the night
For your eyes only, I never need to hide
You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new
I never felt until I looked at you....

This is what prompted the Bond poll
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darmstadt replied

14 April 2008, 16:11
German TV has really taken reality shows to its heart. Not only do you get the same as in the UK but there's even 'Farmer looks for wife) and 'Looking for a daughter in law,' I kid you not...
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daviejones replied

14 April 2008, 14:31
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Pipsqueek

Dunderhied
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bogeyman replied

14 April 2008, 14:18
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Sounds like an admission of sorts to me Bogey. What was it that gave it away? Was it the beard?

Pipsqueek
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daviejones replied

14 April 2008, 14:15
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Aw c'mon now - don't tell me that's never happened to you.

Sounds like an admission of sorts to me Bogey. What was it that gave it away? Was it the beard?
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bogeyman replied

14 April 2008, 14:13
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Be careful out there:

Aw c'mon now - don't tell me that's never happened to you.
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SueEllen replied

14 April 2008, 14:03
For your eyes only, can see me through the night
For your eyes only, I never need to hide
You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new
I never felt until I looked at you....
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DimPrawn replied

14 April 2008, 13:52
I hate it when that happens.
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snaw started a topic T'Internet dating

14 April 2008, 13:51
T'Internet dating

Be careful out there:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2812934.html

Lonely farmer's wedding night letdown

A German farmer who married a woman he met on the internet has asked for the marriage to be annulled after finding out 'she' was a he.

Wolfgang Zober, 55, from Naumburg, said: "I don't meet many women as I am often out in the fields working all day, and so a friend suggested I try internet dating.

"I was delighted when I contacted Randy Victoria, 38, and was delighted when I met her and realised she was as lovely as her photographs.

"She even knew loads about farming - I didn't realise that was because she used to be a farmer herself.

"We only had a kiss and cuddle before we married. But on my wedding night she told me she had a penis - and that her real name was Ralf. I was devastated.

"The only true thing she did say was that she had two children, but she was the father - not the mother."

Not sure why the idea of AtW comes to mind with this story, but it's funny as hell.
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