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Previously on "Reptiles can't sing"

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
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    I thought my 'delivery' during the performance was positively Shakespearean

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  • BA to the Stars
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    ITV last night showed that fine rendition of "The Legend of Bilbo Baggins" by yours truly.

    But why was the programme called "Pops Worst Moments"


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  • James Tiberius Kirk
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    Joe Jackson dancing reminds me of a muppet... can't think of which one though

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post
    must say jo jackson can hold a tune... not really heard of him before
    not a relative of Michael by any chance?

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
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    must say jo jackson can hold a tune... not really heard of him before

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I've heard sweety zeity does a mean Elvis...

    Yeah he's been known to take whole days in the bog house. Those star trek choccy bars are full of all sorts of nasty additives, such as Kirk and Spoc. He should have stuck to the real McCoy, or just Number One drinks.

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  • cailin maith
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    Don't say that.... I've heard sweety zeity does a mean Elvis...

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  • Bod
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    To get me interested, you have to find a vid of Ohura having a bash at seven of nine

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  • TimberWolf
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    Helmsman can't wait to get on the road again (Sulu)

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  • DiscoStu
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    Your science officer's even worse...

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
    started a topic Reptiles can't sing

    Reptiles can't sing

    One of my finer performances

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