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Previously on "Reptiles can't sing"
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I thought my 'delivery' during the performance was positively Shakespearean
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ITV last night showed that fine rendition of "The Legend of Bilbo Baggins" by yours truly.
But why was the programme called "Pops Worst Moments"
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Joe Jackson dancing reminds me of a muppet... can't think of which one though
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not a relative of Michael by any chance?Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Postmust say jo jackson can hold a tune... not really heard of him before
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must say jo jackson can hold a tune... not really heard of him before
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI've heard sweety zeity does a mean Elvis...
Yeah he's been known to take whole days in the bog house. Those star trek choccy bars are full of all sorts of nasty additives, such as Kirk and Spoc. He should have stuck to the real McCoy, or just Number One drinks.
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Don't say that.... I've heard sweety zeity does a mean Elvis...
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To get me interested, you have to find a vid of Ohura having a bash at seven of nine
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