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Xenophon replied

11 April 2008, 08:09
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

My faves were

the bumhole cream

and the tummy banana

Aye, they were good.
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Lucy replied

10 April 2008, 23:03
tummy banana hahaahahaha
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Lucy replied

10 April 2008, 16:56
Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at the party?

A: He tells you.
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Churchill replied

10 April 2008, 16:53
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

My faves were

the bumhole cream

and the tummy banana

Have you stopped whinging yet?
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Lucy replied

10 April 2008, 16:51
My faves were

the bumhole cream

and the tummy banana
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PAH replied

10 April 2008, 16:15
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

I always feel like humming the beatles song Yesterday when I see your avatar as he sang that in the movie iirc.

No, that was a dim-witted very distant cousin.
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oracleslave replied

10 April 2008, 16:04
Originally posted by PAH View Post

She daren't admit she likes looking at my avatar. Something about seeing a bloke with wood.

I see you're feeling all white now.

I have been suitably chastised.

Last edited by oracleslave; 10 April 2008, 16:14.
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PAH replied

10 April 2008, 16:00
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Ok point taken. Will change it

She daren't admit she likes looking at my avatar. Something about seeing a bloke with wood.

I see you're feeling all white now.
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oracleslave replied

10 April 2008, 15:02
Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

for individual posters?

Ok point taken. Will change it
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KathyWoolfe replied

10 April 2008, 15:01
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Avatars can be turned off.

for individual posters?
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oracleslave replied

10 April 2008, 15:00
Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

OS's posts may be brilliant but I'm avoiding looking at them because I'm trying to avoid his avatar after my first (eyes blasted out) glance.

Avatars can be turned off.
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KathyWoolfe replied

10 April 2008, 14:42
OS's posts may be brilliant but I'm avoiding looking at them because I'm trying to avoid his avatar after my first (eyes blasted out) glance.
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PAH replied

10 April 2008, 14:20
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Makes me want to run a mile ....

It's officially 2 miles before you're past the entrance.

Admit it, you and Lucy follow each other around like siamese twins. I'm still trying to work out which one of you is at the arse end.
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sasguru replied

10 April 2008, 14:12
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

What has been your favourite post today?

Mine is Lucy's big pussy.

Makes me want to run a mile ....
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oracleslave replied

10 April 2008, 14:05
I'll go with this one.

Originally posted by PAH View Post

Who'd sleep with a box over their head!? I think they are journalists posing for dramatic effect, or Virgin Atlantic employees having a laugh, or maybe they are just fugly.

Whatever happens this year I'll be making sure any flights I book aren't with BA. He's a right narky sod if the sedation wares off mid-flight.
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