Reply to: Lifetime cost of a chav

[FarmerPalmer]

Legalise Chav Hunting

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Chav+Hunting

[ASB]

Chavette goes into the termination clinic and has the deed done.

A few days later she finds a brown envelope on the council flat doormat. Inside is a cheque for 500 quid.

She rings the clinic and says "what's this all about".

"Oh that, it's a donation from crimestoppers".


IGMC.

[dude69]

If we were to cull all the chav's how many generations would it take before they (de-)evolved again....

It's dependent on the supply of benefits and tracksuits. Cut them both off and things would improve.

Chavs do not exist in other countries, at least not as prevalently as they do here.

I was recently in Belgium, in Antwerp, and was talking to a Belgian guy and quizzing him about life there.

He said there are no private schools there, everyone goes to their local school, they have a bit of a problem with immigrants in the schools but the government has distributed them among the schools. He also said he visited the UK, around Exeter, and was really surprised at the huge number of people he said seemed to spend all their lives getting drunk and taking pills.

I asked him about anti-social behaviour but he said it wasn't really a major problem. I pointed out the graffiti on the shelter in the park and he said yes, but look that is clearly many years old. As I recalled that the play equipment in my previous outer London park was graffitied before it had even been opened, I couldn't disagree with him.

He then informed me that beer there is cheaper than water (this is true, a two-litre bottle of beer costs less than one euro).

[oracleslave]

If we were to cull all the chav's how many generations would it take before they (de-)evolved again....

1.

[shelby68]

If we were to cull all the chav's how many generations would it take before they (de-)evolved again....

[KathyWoolfe]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Unlimited supply of Long Pig....


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

We'd have to get the diet right though, they taste pretty gross at the moment.

And the crackling looks distinctly odd with all those tats...

Well, I bet your chefs would look upon them as a challenge. Unless you eat them raw of course......

[KathyWoolfe]

It's not rocket science.


Though I suppose it is if you want to send them to Venus or Mars.

We could always export them to your home planet.......

[Bagpuss]

seriously don't get me started on these types of chunts!!!!!
and to the PC brigade who support them remember you to are paying for these wasters

What has political correctness got to do with chav culture? It's a bit like when thick people confuse health and safety legislation with political correctness as favoured by lazy journalists like Richard Littlejohn.

[KathyWoolfe]

It always amazes me how their smart enough to know exactly what to claim for but not smart enough to go work or try a bit harder. Benefit for being depressed WTF!!!

seriously don't get me started on these types of chunts!!!!!
and to the PC brigade who support them remember you to are paying for these wasters

There are places run by left-wing liberals who take great pleasure in advising these people what they're entitled to - usually called "benfit shops" - and no, they're not the Citizens' Advice Bureau who do a wonderful job.

[roadster198]

38k with 8 kids. But 1k of that is earned income.

What they receive:

CHILD BENEFIT £4,747.60 per year (£16.05 for son Elliott and £10.75 for each of their other children)
CARERS’ ALLOWANCE £5,691.40 (For Marky-Jay, who has chronic asthma)
INCOME SUPPORT £13,710.84 (For Mrs Bardsley and the children)
INCAPACITY BENEFIT £4,446 (For Mr Bardsley who has had depression since his father died six years ago)
DISABILITY LIVING ALLOWANCE £5,051.80 (For Marky-Jay)
DISABILITY LIVING ALLOWANCE £3,754.40 (For Vienna, also registered as a chronic asthmatic)
LIZZIE’S WAGES £1,000 (She gets £20 a week from a job answering the phone for a taxi firm)
TOTAL £38,402

It always amazes me how their smart enough to know exactly what to claim for but not smart enough to go work or try a bit harder. Benefit for being depressed WTF!!!

seriously don't get me started on these types of chunts!!!!!
and to the PC brigade who support them remember you to are paying for these wasters

[expat]

Probabaly closer to 40k a year with 7 kids.

I seem to remeber that Lizzie Bardsly was getting about 28k with 5 kids.

38k with 8 kids. But 1k of that is earned income.

What they receive:

CHILD BENEFIT £4,747.60 per year (£16.05 for son Elliott and £10.75 for each of their other children)
CARERS’ ALLOWANCE £5,691.40 (For Marky-Jay, who has chronic asthma)
INCOME SUPPORT £13,710.84 (For Mrs Bardsley and the children)
INCAPACITY BENEFIT £4,446 (For Mr Bardsley who has had depression since his father died six years ago)
DISABILITY LIVING ALLOWANCE £5,051.80 (For Marky-Jay)
DISABILITY LIVING ALLOWANCE £3,754.40 (For Vienna, also registered as a chronic asthmatic)
LIZZIE’S WAGES £1,000 (She gets £20 a week from a job answering the phone for a taxi firm)
TOTAL £38,402

[roadster198]

burberry baseball cap (usually fake Burberry) is totally chav and wearers should be shot (or at least mocked) on sight.

No No you were right first time

whilst out running last night (no not from the law) I passed one with classic Chav garb on including Burberry cap I had a ridiculous urge to skelp him but I refrained, any more of that and I'll be painting council houses or probably worse......

[KathyWoolfe]

Wooa Wooa.... I thought you were looking at Astons not long ago????

Only if we win the lottery......

[dude69]

Probabaly closer to 40k a year with 7 kids.

I seem to remeber that Lizzie Bardsly was getting about 28k with 5 kids.

I was treating £10k as the cost of the chav alone. Assuming the chav population is self-sustaining (not growing), then if one chav costs £1m, and with the modern welfare state and scum culture basically eliminating any social mobility, that £1m repeats over the generations. Forever. And rising with wages (because benefits are now linked to incomes, but tax bands are linked to inflation)

[roadster198]

I'm not knocking the poor, I'm due to become relatively poorer soon and living off state benefits myself.

PS. what language did he program in?

Wooa Wooa.... I thought you were looking at Astons not long ago????