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Previously on "Today's lunch"
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Not sure what you mean by that, but I am fairly sure you and your 'tummy banana' can stay where you are.
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If you require my 'services' Lucy just come out and say it.Originally posted by Lucy View PostWhich gives you 7hours and 35min to follow me around and correct my spelling and speaking etc
perfect
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On the contrary I have put in at least 25 min effort at clientco todayOriginally posted by Lucy View PostFace it slave, you don't have much else to do.
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Sounds like a full time job. I'll pass.Originally posted by Lucy View PostI wish you could follow me everywhere I go and correct everything I say and write.
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostPrawns with lettuce, mint, peanuts, carrots with vermicilli in a ricepaper wonton wrapper thingy and chilli seasame sauce
yummm
sesame
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postjacket potato.
And this post increases my count by one
. Always nice to contribute to the quality threads in general...
Congrats, you should do this more often
.....or perhaps not because then everyone would know where to go to avoid you.........
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Prawns with lettuce, mint, peanuts, carrots with vermicilli in a ricepaper wonton wrapper thingy and chilli seasame sauce
yummm
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A chicken and salad roll, an apple and a cup of fennel tea.
Mmmmmm, fennel.
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jacket potato.
And this post increases my count by one
. Always nice to contribute to the quality threads in general...
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