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Originally posted by Archangel View PostThey keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?
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Alternatively he could take in a thermos (or equivalent handy insulated container) of coffee (to keep it hot) or a thermos of milk (to keep it cold).
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostI wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.
Go back to giving HRH grammar lessons.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAdmittedly I have a slight headache. It should improve when I get rid of this tortoise head around lunch time. I shall keep you informed.
and off to LR
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostNo. I think we need to buy Orableslave a prune or two, that exploding head is really disturbing.
and off to LR
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAll
Today you may have read a tragic tale about a permie who has nowhere to store fresh milk any more. This poor permie seems to hate every aspect of his miserably dull existence, so I thought instead of criticising him any more, I'd do something positive to try and improve his quality of life.
If we all chip in a quid, we could buy him one of those miniature fridges that he could put under his desk and store his milk in (until his permie manager tells him that it needs PAT testing and confiscates it).
So, do something good today, help a depressed and sad permie, buy Wilmslow a fridge.
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No. I think we need to buy Orableslave a prune or two, that exploding head is really disturbing.
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Whip round to buy Wilmslow a fridge
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Today you may have read a tragic tale about a permie who has nowhere to store fresh milk any more. This poor permie seems to hate every aspect of his miserably dull existence, so I thought instead of criticising him any more, I'd do something positive to try and improve his quality of life.
If we all chip in a quid, we could buy him one of those miniature fridges that he could put under his desk and store his milk in (until his permie manager tells him that it needs PAT testing and confiscates it).
So, do something good today, help a depressed and sad permie, buy Wilmslow a fridge.Tags: None
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