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Previously on "Whip round to buy Wilmslow a fridge"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Archangel View Post
    They keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?
    you should ask HRH - he knows it all...

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Archangel View Post
    They keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?
    Some things, mon brave, are best left unanswered.

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  • Archangel
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Alternatively he could take in a thermos (or equivalent handy insulated container) of coffee (to keep it hot) or a thermos of milk (to keep it cold).
    They keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by miffy View Post
    Be careful no one p'ss on your shoes
    Ya beat me to it......

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  • miffy
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I'll tell you in a minute, got to go for a slash.
    Be careful no one p'ss on your shoes

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  • TimberWolf
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    Alternatively he could take in a thermos (or equivalent handy insulated container) of coffee (to keep it hot) or a thermos of milk (to keep it cold).

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.
    I'll tell you in a minute, got to go for a slash.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.
    fascinated

    Go back to giving HRH grammar lessons.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Admittedly I have a slight headache. It should improve when I get rid of this tortoise head around lunch time. I shall keep you informed.



    and off to LR
    I wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    No. I think we need to buy Orableslave a prune or two, that exploding head is really disturbing.
    Admittedly I have a slight headache. It should improve when I get rid of this tortoise head around lunch time. I shall keep you informed.



    and off to LR

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    All

    Today you may have read a tragic tale about a permie who has nowhere to store fresh milk any more. This poor permie seems to hate every aspect of his miserably dull existence, so I thought instead of criticising him any more, I'd do something positive to try and improve his quality of life.

    If we all chip in a quid, we could buy him one of those miniature fridges that he could put under his desk and store his milk in (until his permie manager tells him that it needs PAT testing and confiscates it).

    So, do something good today, help a depressed and sad permie, buy Wilmslow a fridge.
    And some new shoes, and maybe a new car, oh and somewhere nice to live.

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  • Lucy
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    No. I think we need to buy Orableslave a prune or two, that exploding head is really disturbing.

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  • DiscoStu
    started a topic Whip round to buy Wilmslow a fridge

    Whip round to buy Wilmslow a fridge

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    Today you may have read a tragic tale about a permie who has nowhere to store fresh milk any more. This poor permie seems to hate every aspect of his miserably dull existence, so I thought instead of criticising him any more, I'd do something positive to try and improve his quality of life.

    If we all chip in a quid, we could buy him one of those miniature fridges that he could put under his desk and store his milk in (until his permie manager tells him that it needs PAT testing and confiscates it).

    So, do something good today, help a depressed and sad permie, buy Wilmslow a fridge.

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