Whip round to buy Wilmslow a fridge

[BrilloPad]

They keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?

you should ask HRH - he knows it all...

[EqualOpportunities]

They keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?

Some things, mon brave, are best left unanswered.

[Archangel]

Alternatively he could take in a thermos (or equivalent handy insulated container) of coffee (to keep it hot) or a thermos of milk (to keep it cold).

They keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but how do they know?

[Wilmslow]

Be careful no one p'ss on your shoes

Ya beat me to it......

[miffy]

I'll tell you in a minute, got to go for a slash.

Be careful no one p'ss on your shoes

[TimberWolf]

Alternatively he could take in a thermos (or equivalent handy insulated container) of coffee (to keep it hot) or a thermos of milk (to keep it cold).

[DiscoStu]

I wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.

I'll tell you in a minute, got to go for a slash.

[oracleslave]

I wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.

fascinated

Go back to giving HRH grammar lessons.

[Lucy]

Admittedly I have a slight headache. It should improve when I get rid of this tortoise head around lunch time. I shall keep you informed.



and off to LR

I wonder what stage of development leaves someone facintated and compelled to share information about their bodily functions.

[oracleslave]

No. I think we need to buy Orableslave a prune or two, that exploding head is really disturbing.

Admittedly I have a slight headache. It should improve when I get rid of this tortoise head around lunch time. I shall keep you informed.



and off to LR

[DimPrawn]

All

Today you may have read a tragic tale about a permie who has nowhere to store fresh milk any more. This poor permie seems to hate every aspect of his miserably dull existence, so I thought instead of criticising him any more, I'd do something positive to try and improve his quality of life.

If we all chip in a quid, we could buy him one of those miniature fridges that he could put under his desk and store his milk in (until his permie manager tells him that it needs PAT testing and confiscates it).

So, do something good today, help a depressed and sad permie, buy Wilmslow a fridge.

And some new shoes, and maybe a new car, oh and somewhere nice to live.

[Lucy]

No. I think we need to buy Orableslave a prune or two, that exploding head is really disturbing.

[DiscoStu]

All

Today you may have read a tragic tale about a permie who has nowhere to store fresh milk any more. This poor permie seems to hate every aspect of his miserably dull existence, so I thought instead of criticising him any more, I'd do something positive to try and improve his quality of life.

If we all chip in a quid, we could buy him one of those miniature fridges that he could put under his desk and store his milk in (until his permie manager tells him that it needs PAT testing and confiscates it).

So, do something good today, help a depressed and sad permie, buy Wilmslow a fridge.