Situation Vacant

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cailin maith replied

9 April 2008, 20:15
I vote HRH -

I also think, this should have been a poll
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Troll replied

9 April 2008, 20:10
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above

Indeed... you are well suited to the role

HTH
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2uk replied

9 April 2008, 19:14
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

I feel it appropiate to post this again.

NSFW.

sorry no one loves u.
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Clippy replied

9 April 2008, 19:08
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

I think you secretly wanna meet me , but you are afraid of falling for me ( a man ) so you catch questioning yourself from time to time Am I unrealized Gay ?

I feel it appropiate to post this again.

NSFW.
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2uk replied

9 April 2008, 18:58
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

You're so weird, it's seriously creepy.

I think you secretly wanna meet me , but you are afraid of falling for me ( a man ) so you catch questioning yourself from time to time Am I unrealized Gay ?
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DiscoStu replied

9 April 2008, 18:55
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

I know I am just irritating you.... you pinky, cheeky piece of eye candy

You're so weird, it's seriously creepy.
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2uk replied

9 April 2008, 18:53
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

It's Stu...

I know I am just irritating you.... you pinky, cheeky piece of eye candy
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DiscoStu replied

9 April 2008, 18:52
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

IIIIII .... I wana U... U.. IIIIIIII ...... I wanna U.. U IIIIIII , remember that song DiscoSue ?

It's Stu...
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2uk replied

9 April 2008, 18:51
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I nominate HRH and 2UK.

IIIIII .... I wana U... U.. IIIIIIII ...... I wanna U.. U IIIIIII , remember that song DiscoSue ?
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Bagpuss replied

9 April 2008, 18:44
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above with the added bonus that I am a young and ignorant twat.

Sincerely,
HRH

PS I don't mind job-sharing with Lucy.

an old, SASguru
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DiscoStu replied

9 April 2008, 15:59
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above with the added bonus that I am a young and ignorant twat.

Sincerely,
HRH

PS I don't mind job-sharing with Lucy.

ignorant, pompous, illiterate, arrogant
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sasguru replied

9 April 2008, 15:53
Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above with the added bonus that I am a young and ignorant twat.

Sincerely,
HRH

PS I don't mind job-sharing with Lucy.
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DiscoStu replied

9 April 2008, 15:53
I nominate HRH and 2UK.
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King Cnvt started a topic Situation Vacant

9 April 2008, 15:51
Situation Vacant

A vacancy has arisen for a virtual village idiot within CUK.

Must be willing to make wild assumptions, have little real world experience and be able to talk authoritively on all matters, regardless of how stupid you sound.

The ideal candidate will have plenty of time on their hands and have few friends or family ties. Out of hours posting will be required, as will delusions of grandeur.

Please apply below, stating your experience and qualifications for this junior position.
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