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Previously on "You are cruising for a bruising"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    It's when he ends up with a pair like Buster Gonads, that we all worry.

    NSFW unless you work in Viz or in the Healthcare industry

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    That would imply, by definition, that his nuts possess an independent mind of their own, and are also able to self-detach and go off hunting for food.

    Sounds like a great party trick to me !
    Would be the only action they're ever likely to get ...

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Or maybe his nuts were foraging?
    That would imply, by definition, that his nuts possess an independent mind of their own, and are also able to self-detach and go off hunting for food.

    Sounds like a great party trick to me !

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    His neighbours bird table.

    Alex was foraging for nuts.
    Or maybe his nuts were foraging?

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Which table was it you fell off?
    His neighbours bird table.

    Alex was foraging for nuts.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
    Which table was it you fell off?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What do you think of sex on the telly?

    I don't know, I keep falling off.

    Boom Boom!
    Murphey's law: If you play with anything long enough it will break.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
    What do you think of sex on the telly?

    I don't know, I keep falling off.

    Boom Boom!

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Q. How many SKA programmers does it take to successfully change a light bulb ?

    A. At least two, evidently.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
    It's Lucy, isn't it?
    Squirrels not putting out then?

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Typing with one hand
    too much information

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  • AtW
    started a topic You are cruising for a bruising

    You are cruising for a bruising

    Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now

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