It's when he ends up with a pair like Buster Gonads, that we all worry.
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Would be the only action they're ever likely to get ...Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThat would imply, by definition, that his nuts possess an independent mind of their own, and are also able to self-detach and go off hunting for food.
Sounds like a great party trick to me !
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That would imply, by definition, that his nuts possess an independent mind of their own, and are also able to self-detach and go off hunting for food.Or maybe his nuts were foraging?
Sounds like a great party trick to me !
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His neighbours bird table.Which table was it you fell off?
Alex was foraging for nuts.
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Murphey's law: If you play with anything long enough it will break.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat do you think of sex on the telly?
I don't know, I keep falling off.
Boom Boom!
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Q. How many SKA programmers does it take to successfully change a light bulb ?
A. At least two, evidently.
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You are cruising for a bruising
Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
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