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moorfield replied

9 April 2008, 13:34
This thread has just reminded me that I need to fill in some cracks tonight.
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Diver replied

9 April 2008, 12:38
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

plumbing may need urgent attention

I can rod and jet wash
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PAH replied

9 April 2008, 12:36
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

In the coolsmartphone picture, what's that pipe in the lower right hand corner near the floor do ?

That gives an example of the design tollerances these numpties work with. They probably rectified it with a bit of gaffer tape shortly afterwards.
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PAH replied

9 April 2008, 12:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

has anyone said n***s yet?

Yeah, but they were banned and their post deleted.
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Sausage Surprise replied

9 April 2008, 12:34
What about gazungas
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BrilloPad replied

9 April 2008, 12:32
has anyone said norks yet?
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Board Game Geek replied

9 April 2008, 12:27
In the coolsmartphone picture, what's that pipe in the lower right hand corner near the floor do ?
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Tensai replied

9 April 2008, 12:08
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

...if you didn't achieve satisfaction the first time....

It's a one-hour programme - anyone taking longer than an hour really isn't trying hard enough.

HTH
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miffy replied

9 April 2008, 10:59
Originally posted by tay View Post

Even the cartoon of her during the ad promo for the show has huge breasts.

bristols
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Platypus replied

9 April 2008, 10:59
Originally posted by tay View Post

Even the cartoon of her during the ad promo for the show has huge breasts.

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/beeny2.jpg
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tay replied

9 April 2008, 10:46
Even the cartoon of her during the ad promo for the show has huge breasts.
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HRH replied

9 April 2008, 10:41
Anyone who had sone their own developments or have family/knowledge of the building industry knows that half the profits and bugets are bollocks.

"oh yeah we payed £800 for a full rewire" etc etc etc....
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Spacecadet replied

9 April 2008, 10:39
Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post

Period property with lovely pair of Chimney Breasts

plumbing may need urgent attention
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

9 April 2008, 10:35
Period property with lovely pair of Chimney Breasts
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TimberWolf replied

9 April 2008, 10:34
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Twin bazookas

I can tell from this thread that she has some knockers.
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