Brilliant

[EternalOptimist]

no, what do they say?

I dont know, that's why I was asking

[KathyWoolfe]

you know what they say about eating lion parts dont you ?

no, what do they say?

[EternalOptimist]

The other year a lion escaped from a circus visiting London and made its way on to a council estate in Peckham. The local kids mauled it to death. They never did recover all the body as some immigrants had taken parts to eat.

you know what they say about eating lion parts dont you ?

[PAH]

The other year a lion escaped from a circus visiting London and made its way on to a council estate in Peckham. The local kids mauled it to death. They never did recover all the body as some immigrants had taken parts to eat.

The scary thing is I'm not sure if you're joking or not.

[bogeyman]

One of the funniest BBC stories I've ever seen, even if it was fake.

That's about 1 dead midget every 27 seconds - not counting the assorted amputations and maimings.

Not a bad mornings work for Panthera Leo.

Where's the YouTube video then?

Love the morals of the Cambodian govt. "Yeah! go ahead but we ant 50% of the ticket sales"

[HairyArsedBloke]

The other year a lion escaped from a circus visiting London and made its way on to a council estate in Peckham. The local kids mauled it to death. They never did recover all the body as some immigrants had taken parts to eat.

[PAH]

Reminds me of the BBC news story:

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm


One of the funniest BBC stories I've ever seen, even if it was fake.

[oracleslave]

You're going to need more than 4 per pitbull, unless you plan on injecting them with horse steroid or something for a couple weeks first to bulk them up. Otherwise go with a minimum of 10.

[EternalOptimist]

I was browsing through the garden centre yesterday with the missus, when I spotted a garden rat-trap, right next to it was a squirrel trap. Brilliant.
I got some nasty looks from the wife so I had to put it back on the shelf, but I will finish work early tonight and pick one up on the way home.

My plan is to catch a few, deprive them of pine cones for a few days, paint them black and then make them fight dogs. I recon 4 skwerls onto a pit bull is fair- what do you reckon ?