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Previously on "Don't try this at home, folks..."

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There was one of those locally recently too... sadly he took the asphyxiation bit a little too far & managed to hang himself...

    Was found bollock neked & stone cold dead.

    Must have been really fun for whoever found him.
    Stephen Milligan was a Tory MP who was found dead wearing stockings and suspenders, a flex around his neck and an orange in his mouth.

    That was the good old days when sleeze was found with you pants around your ankles or an orange in your mouth.

    Now it's found by sticking your snout in the taxpayer's trough, lying, fiddling your expenses, lying to start an illegal war and receiving illegal and undeclared donations while lying under oath and saying "it's only fair" or "lessons will be learned".

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  • PAH
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    Maybe they have a moment of clarity after ending up in bed with a monster.

    Those damn beer goggles are always slipping off before you've made a safe getaway.

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  • hyperD
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    Asphyxiation is supposed to heighten the effects of the orgasm, as in the same way as shoving a plastic dildo up against your prostate.

    Allegedly.

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  • BA to the Stars
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    From the article
    He was found by his friend Debra Keylock alone in his bed "stiff and ice-cold"

    friend

    stiff

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by MrRobin View Post

    Much less asphyxiation or solvents
    Isn't it a cheap way of getting high instead of doing drugs or alcohol?

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  • MrRobin
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    Oh my.

    I have never understood the appeal of inflicting or receiving pain during <ahem> the dirty.

    Much less asphyxiation or solvents

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Don't try this at home, folks...

    Don't try this at home, folks...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7326676.stm

    He must have forgotten the mains lead and the tangerine...

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