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EternalOptimist replied

3 April 2008, 11:02
Police are making enquiries about any local females with dandruff who have been missing for over a week

they found her head and shoulders on the beach

igmc
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daviejones replied

3 April 2008, 10:59
I hear that the police have nobody linked as yet!!!

IGMC...
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EternalOptimist replied

2 April 2008, 06:28
The human ear, although a perfect dust trap, is infinately more preferable than a drawing pin pressed into the side of the head, when it comes to holding on a pair of spectacles

read that somewhere
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unemployed replied

1 April 2008, 22:28
I ear Ginsters is looking for a lost batch of meat

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miffy replied

1 April 2008, 22:24
Someone mentioned the other day about body parts being worth a few quid.

Should have stuck it in the freezer till you'd got a buyer for it.
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Diver replied

1 April 2008, 22:21
Surgical waste ?
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basshead replied

1 April 2008, 22:09
Originally posted by zeitghost

Obviously suicide.
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zeitghost started a topic Wot's this ear?

1 April 2008, 21:07
Wot's this ear?

It's not just a ear, it's a 'ead and a 'and...

On a beach.

Found by some kids.

'Ead was in a bag...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ap...otland.ukcrime

Obviously suicide.

Last edited by zeitghost; 13 March 2017, 16:22.
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