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Previously on "Money"

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  • AlfredJPruffock
    replied
    Ah - But you're wrong Bogemen
    You see its the Love of Money
    that's the root of all evil today
    So they say ...


    Brain-storming
    habit-forming
    battle-warning
    weary winsome actor spewing
    Spineless chilling lines--

    The Board are are falling over to tell themselves hes boring
    And really not an awful lot of fun.

    Well who the hell can Pruffock be
    when hes never had v.d.,
    And he doesnt even sit on toilet seats?

    Court-jesting, never-resting--

    he must be very cunning

    To assume an air of dignity
    And bless us all
    With his oratory prowess,

    His lame-brained posts and his jumping in the air.

    And every night his acts the same

    And so it must be all a game of chess hes playing--


    But youre wrong, Folks you see,

    its only solitaire.

    Leave a comment:


  • Churchill
    replied
    How was the Port?
    (You must've been pissed to post that kind of stuff!)

    Leave a comment:


  • bogeyman
    started a topic Money

    Money

    Money? get away!

    Get a good job with more pay and you're okay.

    Money, its a gas.
    Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

    A new car, caviar, four star daydream,
    Think I'll buy me a football team.

    Money, well get back.
    I'm all right jack, keep your hands off of my stack.

    Money, its a hit.
    Don't give me that do goody good bullshyt.

    I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
    and I think I need a Lear Jet.

    Money, its a crime.
    Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.

    Money, so they say...
    Is the root of all evil today.

    But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that they're
    Giving none away.

    away...
    away...
    away...

    Huhuh! I was in the right!
    Yes, absolutely in the right!
    I certainly was in the right!
    You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
    Bruising!
    Yeah!
    Why does anyone do anything?
    I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
    I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. he was asking
    Why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
    Screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely.
    It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out
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