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Diver replied

27 March 2008, 14:07
Originally posted by PAH View Post

That's what happens when you rely on the NHS to treat a splinter in your thumb.

Only time I'll go to hospital is when they're wheeling me through to the morgue, or so I hope.

I should have collected the bits of bone and tissue from around the power saw and taken them to the hospital with me
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PAH replied

27 March 2008, 14:03
Originally posted by Diver View Post

No I'm an outpatient for the next three weeks, then back in for bone grafts and ironmongery installation.

That's what happens when you rely on the NHS to treat a splinter in your thumb.

Only time I'll go to hospital is when they're wheeling me through to the morgue, or so I hope.
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Diver replied

27 March 2008, 13:23
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oi - stop picking on the invalid... he's in hospital now...wait till he comes back and then him
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Diver replied

27 March 2008, 13:23
Originally posted by PAH View Post

If he's in a hospital where they allow surfing then I've no sympathy for the posh sod. Most hospitals near me barely have electricity, and those that do tend to use it on the patients rather than the facilities.

No I'm an outpatient for the next three weeks, then back in for bone grafts and ironmongery installation.

But as a private patient, I will be taking my Laptop with me so that I can keep in touch
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Diver replied

27 March 2008, 13:21
Originally posted by PAH View Post

All it takes is for whoever generates the new thread to put NSFW at the start of the thread title. Maybe that's too easy and logical.

At least then I'd be able to search for NSFW when I'm bored, seeing as one of the perks of being on the bench is I can surf whatever I damn well like!

Oh! shut up PAH! Like you've never made a mistake
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Diver replied

27 March 2008, 13:19
Originally posted by Diver View Post

We have all lauded Sugar as a self made man, What about the self made Women

Ferret says Not safe for work

Sorry! Sorry! <------Self flagellation

NSFW

Bum! Sorry chaps, I was concentrating more on watching out for my ride to the Hospital.

Consider me thoroughly beaten about the head by myself, for that unforgiveable omission
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cailin maith replied

27 March 2008, 11:11
Originally posted by PAH View Post

If he's in a hospital where they allow surfing then I've no sympathy for the posh sod. Most hospitals near me barely have electricity, and those that do tend to use it on the patients rather than the facilities.

He's been gone since 9am -
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PAH replied

27 March 2008, 11:07
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oi - stop picking on the invalid... he's in hospital now...

If he's in a hospital where they allow surfing then I've no sympathy for the posh sod. Most hospitals near me barely have electricity, and those that do tend to use it on the patients rather than the facilities.
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PAH replied

27 March 2008, 11:04
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Ohhh your poor caloused hands.
<tip>change hands after 99!</tip>

Not much of that sort of material on here since inline images were turned off.

Maybe I should try some other sites, I've heard there are others out there.
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cailin maith replied

27 March 2008, 10:53
Originally posted by PAH View Post

All it takes is for whoever generates the new thread to put NSFW at the start of the thread title. Maybe that's too easy and logical.

At least then I'd be able to search for NSFW when I'm bored, seeing as one of the perks of being on the bench is I can surf whatever I damn well like!

Oi - stop picking on the invalid... he's in hospital now...wait till he comes back and then him
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Churchill replied

27 March 2008, 10:53
Originally posted by PAH View Post

All it takes is for whoever generates the new thread to put NSFW at the start of the thread title. Maybe that's too easy and logical.

At least then I'd be able to search for NSFW when I'm bored, seeing as one of the perks of being on the bench is I can surf whatever I damn well like!

Ohhh your poor caloused hands.
<tip>change hands after 99!</tip>
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PAH replied

27 March 2008, 10:48
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Diver can we have a NSFW flag please. ClientCo internet filter just went ape tulip.

All it takes is for whoever generates the new thread to put NSFW at the start of the thread title. Maybe that's too easy and logical.

At least then I'd be able to search for NSFW when I'm bored, seeing as one of the perks of being on the bench is I can surf whatever I damn well like!
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Sockpuppet replied

27 March 2008, 09:55
Diver can we have a NSFW flag please. ClientCo internet filter just went ape tulip.
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Moscow Mule replied

27 March 2008, 09:54
Originally posted by gadgetman View Post

Sfw ?

The link says "sex change pictures" I'm guessing not.
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gadgetman replied

27 March 2008, 09:51
Sfw ?
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