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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Reliable but not an accurate weapon.

    I saw it on TV.
    I fired one in Vegas. A large portion of fun.

    It's also very good when you're playing the terrorists in Counter Strike (which is as close as I'd like to get to being involved in an armed insurrection)

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  • realityhack
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    Sun readers

    Problem solving 101:

    Mix a fast acting poison (A neurotoxin such as Tetrodotoxin should do the trick) in with the paper pulp used for The Sun newspapers.

    Gradually, there will be fewer Sun readers.

    Problem solved (Invoice is in the post).

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Wonder why it's so important we all use AK47's?


    Maybe 'coz they're easy to get hold of?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Excellent weapon. Still be firing long after the police's MP5s have given up the ghost.
    Reliable but not an accurate weapon.

    I saw it on TV.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    I can't bait the chavs unless I understand them first...

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I gather you read the sun then?
    I can't bait the chavs unless I understand them first...

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Excellent weapon. Still be firing long after the police's MP5s have given up the ghost.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Aren't they great entertainment value. This is a comment on the article about the paedo released from Oz to the UK:



    Wonder why it's so important we all use AK47's?

    I gather you read the sun then?

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  • HYpno27
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    AK47 when you absolutely, positively have to kill every last muthahubbard in the room

    Or so says Samuel L Jackson and I aint gonna argue with him

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  • ratewhore
    started a topic Sun readers

    Sun readers

    Aren't they great entertainment value. This is a comment on the article about the paedo released from Oz to the UK:

    Its time the people went to war with the government. All citizens of our nation should now join forces and go up against our sick government with AK47s, and make war.... There are a lot more of us than them!!!
    Wonder why it's so important we all use AK47's?

    Last edited by ratewhore; 20 March 2008, 10:57. Reason: spelt paedo wrong

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